I had a dream where I was playing a VR videogame set thing that waa totally immersive. First game was a military sim. Second game was a childhood simulator and I got stuck in my old elementary school. I remember answering all the questions and faking along being a kid. Then in one classroom over all the other kids and the teacher started bleeding from their nose and eyes, then died. A teacher went to investigate and she died the same way. Except nobody really seemed to care about it but me.
For some reason i had to change my pants but not my boxers. I didn't care but started looking around for pants. I walked past a conputer lab in the hallway with skeletons typing and clacking away.
I hate what I call “dreams within a dream”, and I say this because it usually only happens when I have a bad dream.
I’ll have a dream where I’m trying to get away from something scary. In that dream I wake up, and at first feel relieved since I left that dream; only to find out I’m still dreaming and I end up in the scary situation all over again.
I was on a desert island with schoolmates and we were looking for treasure or some shit. Donkey Kong monorail to the island some brown kids tried to rob my backpack
There was an old dirt road leading to a town i used to live
also Petey Plastic was there selling cocaine on the island to random people but nobody would buy and I felt bad and wanted to get a gram from him but the brown kids kept staring at my pocket and I was like "Yo back off you kids are just gonna try and steal my cocaine and follow me to the dealer and jump me im no fool"
I would have fought them but they kept teleporting
I was crossing the border into the United States in a motor vehicle and got searched at the border and arrested for having weed concealed. It was a pound and they pulled it out of HTS's bag but the only reason it was in there was because my dad is retarded and forgets drugs are illegal sometimes
I said "THAT MARIJUANA BELONGS TO ME AND NOBODY ELSE! I HID IT THERE!"
I was really frustrated and stressed out that I had to go to jail. But then I woke up and I laughed because JAIL AINT NO THANG MAN I CAN DO MY TIME
dream version of me is a scared bitch of going to jail lol
In my dream I was hanging out with this mixed race kid with mental and emotional issues. He kinda looked like my step brother, he had really brown skin but wasn't very dark. He was like the kind of person that only enjoyed fighting and being a toxic asshole.
I guess I was trolling on facebook with him and I 'admitted' that I didnt knock someone out I used some kind of cheap tactic to disable him like a banana peel on the floor and this kid got all mad at me. he's like WE DONT PLAY THAT SHIT HERE YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL AND DISRESPECT ME AND MY FAMILY ACTING LIKE A BITCH TALKING ABOUT FADING SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET YOU BETTER BE READY TO PLAY THAT SHIT and then he started getting really mad like "NO! NO! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS!!"
And I was like dude chill the fuck out its the internet im just trolling and he's like "THATS THE PROBLEM" and pulled out a knife. Since it was a dream I couldn't really do anything or fight back so I had to just sit there dealing with this mentally ill retard get triggered about something gay.
Then he pretends to calm down and walks out of the house and comes back with his cousin who is taller and they are both smiling like "GOTCHA" and im like wut and then his cousin takes off his coat and says HOLD THIS DAWG and looks like he's pulling out a knife from his pocket and they hold the coat in front of my face so I cant see the knife and they try stabbing me. But the door was open so I yelled for help because there was people outside
I hate not being able to fight back in dreams. I would have fucked their shit up and knocked that kid out with a banana peel for disrespecting ME in the first place talking that shit in my casa bitch.
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
In my dream I was hanging out with this mixed race kid with mental and emotional issues. He kinda looked like my step brother, he had really brown skin but wasn't very dark. He was like the kind of person that only enjoyed fighting and being a toxic asshole.
I guess I was trolling on facebook with him and I 'admitted' that I didnt knock someone out I used some kind of cheap tactic to disable him like a banana peel on the floor and this kid got all mad at me. he's like WE DONT PLAY THAT SHIT HERE YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL AND DISRESPECT ME AND MY FAMILY ACTING LIKE A BITCH TALKING ABOUT FADING SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET YOU BETTER BE READY TO PLAY THAT SHIT and then he started getting really mad like "NO! NO! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS!!"
And I was like dude chill the fuck out its the internet im just trolling and he's like "THATS THE PROBLEM" and pulled out a knife. Since it was a dream I couldn't really do anything or fight back so I had to just sit there dealing with this mentally ill retard get triggered about something gay.
Then he pretends to calm down and walks out of the house and comes back with his cousin who is taller and they are both smiling like "GOTCHA" and im like wut and then his cousin takes off his coat and says HOLD THIS DAWG and looks like he's pulling out a knife from his pocket and they hold the coat in front of my face so I cant see the knife and they try stabbing me. But the door was open so I yelled for help because there was people outside
I hate not being able to fight back in dreams. I would have fucked their shit up and knocked that kid out with a banana peel for disrespecting ME in the first place talking that shit in my casa bitch.
Had one last night, I was back in my hometown in England and walking home from the shopping center behind this attractive older woman (in my dream I was in my early 20s again, she was like 42ish), she had a red leather jacket and skirt on and a nice body etc...I was walking behind her the whole way obviously leering at her. Then after a while she veered off to go into her house...as she got near her door she turned and said to me as I carried on passing "Excuse me, would you like to come in for a cup of tea", I went in.
Boss just asked me if I'd come in every other day though to check on the place etc, so I'll still be here tomorrow, Friday and Monday (probably Next wed/fri too unless the gestapo stop me on the freeway and send me home.
(I feel like technologist AWing answering this question, next I'm going lose a moob and claim to have Corona)
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Better things to do etc.
Boss just asked me if I'd come in every other day though to check on the place etc, so I'll still be here tomorrow, Friday and Monday (probably Next wed/fri too unless the gestapo stop me on the freeway and send me home.
(I feel like technologist AWing answering this question, next I'm going lose a moob and claim to have Corona)
