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i think i have a little dilemma developing.

  1. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    anyway she was in the kitchen earlier tonight and we got chatting for about 10/15 minutes and i realized that she really is fucking gorgeous. you know when you meet those chicks that just have the most sexiest and bubbly personalities and you just feel so comfortable with them, like you click with them instantly?

    no this never happened. it is always what do you do? can you really oive off that? how much money do you make? and shit like that - that just makes me uncomfortable even talking to them.
  2. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    “ i was totally flirting with her in the kitchen and she clearly was being very bubbly and flirty also.”

    Yea but this apparently doesnt mean anything. for years me and my moms former childhood friend magdalena orr who turned out to be w real bitch btw were doing that she even would call and before cellphones were a thing when I would answer she would wind up talking like half an hour with me and even when she lived in chico and I at pasadena she would try to invite me in a weird way and say you not me and my mom like you should come to visit and on top of it she one time called me to go out to this club and i assumed she wanted to fuck me or hang out with me but she just used me to meet some other dude and not seem alone or possibly if it didnt work out with thwt dude id be the second choice but either wayw e never fucked. when i hit her up not long ago whe said that i am lying and denied everything like a bitch. One time I remember her inviting me to the woods kr forrest actually she did it twice and one of the timesshe specified she wanted me to go alone there with her. the thing was she seems like a manipulator like a female version of a predator but was this sort of hot and super sexual vibe about her blond 19 yrs older than me. but super super selfish lying and manipulative. my mom never told me why she broke off with her but I assume this or something to do with me. but she was so sexual she oozed sex about her like I constwntly have her in my mind us just fucking all the time even though we never did. One time she stood steering at me in the hallway and another as I lqked by the kissed my cheek. She was just manipulator and a tease though I still want to fuck.
  3. Originally posted by -SpectraL So is that cat going to be your lunch tomorrow?

    no. lock down. cant go far.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no. lock down. cant go far.

    Sooo... rats? Bats?
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sooo… rats? Bats?

    Rice. Lots and lots of rice. Now of course I have no idea if their locally sourced rice has a bunch of rat and bat remnants potentially included in it, much like our chocolate bars can have insect legs and all that.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Rice. Lots and lots of rice. Now of course I have no idea if their locally sourced rice has a bunch of rat and bat remnants potentially included in it, much like our chocolate bars can have insect legs and all that.

    There's definitely rat and bat residues and droppings in their foodstuffs.
  7. Originally posted by mmQ Rice. Lots and lots of rice.

    no.

    instant noodles and vermicillis. lots of them.
  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL There's definitely rat and bat residues and droppings in their foodstuffs.

    may them give me immunities.
  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    If that's your idea of funny then you clearly are very simple.


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Wariat no this never happened. it is always what do you do? can you really oive off that? how much money do you make? and shit like that - that just makes me uncomfortable even talking to them.



    Originally posted by Wariat “ i was totally flirting with her in the kitchen and she clearly was being very bubbly and flirty also.”

    Yea but this apparently doesnt mean anything. for years me and my moms former childhood friend magdalena orr who turned out to be w real bitch btw were doing that she even would call and before cellphones were a thing when I would answer she would wind up talking like half an hour with me and even when she lived in chico and I at pasadena she would try to invite me in a weird way and say you not me and my mom like you should come to visit and on top of it she one time called me to go out to this club and i assumed she wanted to fuck me or hang out with me but she just used me to meet some other dude and not seem alone or possibly if it didnt work out with thwt dude id be the second choice but either wayw e never fucked. when i hit her up not long ago whe said that i am lying and denied everything like a bitch. One time I remember her inviting me to the woods kr forrest actually she did it twice and one of the timesshe specified she wanted me to go alone there with her. the thing was she seems like a manipulator like a female version of a predator but was this sort of hot and super sexual vibe about her blond 19 yrs older than me. but super super selfish lying and manipulative. my mom never told me why she broke off with her but I assume this or something to do with me. but she was so sexual she oozed sex about her like I constwntly have her in my mind us just fucking all the time even though we never did. One time she stood steering at me in the hallway and another as I lqked by the kissed my cheek. She was just manipulator and a tease though I still want to fuck.

    What in fuck are you babbling on about now?


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  11. Originally posted by Narc If that's your idea of funny then you clearly are very simple.


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    are you a complicated person ?
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you a complicated person ?

    I would simply like to slowly burn you over an open fire just to hear you beg for me to stop. Our ideals aside.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ I would simply like to slowly burn you over an open fire just to hear you beg for me to stop. Our ideals aside.

    ok,
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ok,

    Thank you.
  15. Originally posted by mmQ Thank you.

    take your thanks back.

    i dont want it.
  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by mmQ I would simply like to slowly burn you over an open fire just to hear you beg for me to stop. Our ideals aside.

    you mean like the recent chinese man did to a dog thats alll over social media? where the dog kept like biting the air?
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Wariat you mean like the recent chinese man did to a dog thats alll over social media? where the dog kept like biting the air?

    I would take someone who did that and take a sharp knife and cut them up into tiny little pieces while still alive, piece by piece, and they'd wish they were dead half way through.
  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hy was the dog biting though?
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