2020-03-24 at 1:49 AM UTC
Damn, how long does a protective order last?
2020-03-24 at 2:20 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I'm asking everyone three questions: 1. Have you been to the Wuhan Province? 2. Have you eaten any bats lately? 3. Are you feeling funny?
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2020-03-24 at 2:25 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Instead of saying "Hey, don't take any wooden nickels, eh?", people will be saying "Hey, don't eat any bad bats, eh?"
2020-03-24 at 3:07 AM UTC
So earlier I woke up and Oreo moved her kittens to my closet .. I was still drowsy from just waking up and I thought someone broke in and stole them .. Then after I calmed down I thought to myself why would they break in and just take the kittens... So I started looking around and I heard a faint sound and they were in my closet... The whole time I’m looking for them , Oreo is just laying there like she doesn’t know chit... But I’m glad that all turned out alright :)VIDEO 💖
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2020-03-24 at 3:16 AM UTC
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2020-03-24 at 3:30 AM UTC
Funny when people start their victim shit
2020-03-24 at 4:18 PM UTC
My friend is here looking at my car for me and he tried to get in and couldn’t and laughed and was like I forgot how short your ass is Lmao It reminded me of when my brother was about to park my car and couldn’t get in and was like Don’t have an accident sis! You going straight through the windshield lol
2020-03-24 at 4:34 PM UTC
worky out tyme 🙃
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2020-03-24 at 4:36 PM UTC
Nooo!! Lol that’s f’d up 😋
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2020-03-24 at 4:44 PM UTC
shake dat ass fo me mamacita 🙃🙃
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2020-03-24 at 4:44 PM UTC
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2020-03-24 at 5:30 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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