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  1. #1
    Technologist victim of incest
    If you dropped your cell phone in a port-a-potty, would you reach in and get it out? Now you can’t use something to pull it out, hands only.

    Well?........
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    why would you think about that tho
  3. #3
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by POLECAT why would you think about that tho


    2 reasons.
    Soi and I were discussing a guy who was found dead here in a port-a-potty. It reminded me of our last remote meeting at work. They always ask a question of everyone in the beginning of the meeting to break the ice. This was a question in our last meeting. Got some funny replies.

    That’s why I asked goofy! Now answer the damn question😠
  4. #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    who is SOI? and how gay is he?
  5. #5
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    yes. i would reach in with my bare hand and grab it out.
  6. #6
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by POLECAT who is SOI? and how gay is he?

    Soi is Star Trek, I think he’s kinda bi🤷‍♀️

    Now stop questioning me, and answer the damn question😝
  7. #7
    Octavian motherfucker
    I dunno...be a harsh fucking choice.
  8. #8
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Octavian I dunno…be a harsh fucking choice.

    Well think about it🧠
  9. #9
    Octavian motherfucker
    Nah, fuck would I be picking that out. My own toilet, yes. Portaloos have thay blue shit and other people's broken down poos and wee getting in my phone's crevices and what not.

    Fuck-that!
  10. #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    kinda Bi is gay as fuk
  11. #11
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    No amount of rice or dry time is going to help a phone that's soaked in liquid shit
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    If it was sitting at the top and I could see it... yeah I'd go grab it. If it was submerged in the shit pool...no way im.seeking it out.
  13. #13
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by POLECAT kinda Bi is gay as fuk

    Answer the question butthead😡



    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 No amount of rice or dry time is going to help a phone that's soaked in liquid shit

    Good point.
  14. #14
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 No amount of rice or dry time is going to help a phone that's soaked in liquid shit

    Plus, all you’d have/want to do to clean it would leave it soaked.
  15. #15
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Technologist Plus, all you’d have/want to do to clean it would leave it soaked.

    Lol I'm just thinking that even if it dried out and still worked you'd never get that smell out.
  16. #16
    Octavian motherfucker
    Cholera carrying shit phone. I'd probably put a pic of a vagina as my screen saver and get people to lick the phone for chump change.

    Then laugh when they get seriously ill.
  17. #17
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    eew... i'd just report it as "lost" and have my insurance replace it. 👍🏻
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr eew… i'd just report it as "lost" and have my insurance replace it. 👍🏻

    Thats because ur a baller with big-time funds.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Octavian Cholera carrying shit phone. I'd probably put a pic of a vagina as my screen saver and get people to lick the phone for chump change.

    Then laugh when they get seriously ill.

    Yeah i wouldn't use that phone at all. What if you call someone and they get sick?
  20. #20
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah i wouldn't use that phone at all. What if you call someone and they get sick?

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