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  1. Just found out Adam Lanza (supposedly) used a 10mm handgun

    I thought he used 9mm all this time

    They couldn't even give me one of the cool serial killers to work with, it had to be the autistic whino
  2. the mighty Black Amber, a LSD xtal that has rapidly become a legend within darknet markets. Sourced in real life from a bunch of travelling hippies, this is what some may call an "old school" acid strain. Synthesized in a secret small underground lab in Switzerland, I have been informed that they produce their own ergotamine from ergot rye ( Note that I can not confirm this point)
    They make it in my country. In north america a lot of cereals are produced and the grain cleaning machines automatically seperate out an ergot kernals and they are just thrown away. I'm pretty sure there is one or two people converting all of this waste into LSD. the vendor selling this stuff is named GoingPostal.

    [FONT=MS Reference Sans Serif]he had set up a lab and was putting out a really bad form of “black tar” LSD that gave everyone that tried it seizures.[/FONT]
  3. Say you were running from the police, how effective would climbing a tree be? Cos they can't physically climb it to get you down, it'd just be a stand off to see who gives up first. I reckon they'd even have to provide you with food and water. Plus you could piss and shit on them from up there
  4. Dissociator African Astronaut
    LOL EVERY SEPTEMBER I GET DEPRESSED AND MY DREAMS ARE BORDERLINE BORDERLINE PD
  5. Imagine drugging someone, then spraying something on their asshole to cause long lasting pain (at least anal rape level until they awoke) along with fake blood, leaving them to forever wonder whether they had been anally raped. Record the entire process just in case.

    I had Lanny in mind when I thought of this; this is exemplary of only a minute fraction of the totality of reasons why I believe I'm incompatible with meaningful relations IRL (Online as well.).

    What dose of valproate would you recommend for brain repair/growth without the sedation and cognitive dulling effects?
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    For the record I'd like to go down as being opposed to the "rape lanny" idea
  7. Dissociator African Astronaut
    For the record I'd like to go down as being opposed to the "rape lanny" idea
    Id looooove to pound that boicunt
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm assuming that's because otherwise it wouldn't be rape and that you like it rough.
  9. I really need to stop using moldy socks for my cwe's. I think it's making me feel ill
  10. I was just waiting at the bus stop and there was an exceptionally angry paki ranting down the phone to someone, this is just a snippet - "SUCK YOUR MUM YOU WHORE, I'LL SUCK YOUR MUM'S PUSSY YOU BATTY GIRL, WAIT TIL I GET HOME AND I'M GUNA FUCK YOU, DON'T MESS WITH ME I'LL SLICE YOUR FUCKING THROAT". I feel sorry for whoever was expecting him
  11. There was also something about a beheading and more general insults aimed at the persons mother. Bling would have been able to understand him better cos he was talking paki chav and I'm not too fluent in it
  12. that feel when people keep calling me for job interviews but im too busy manufacturing drugs.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I really need to stop using moldy socks for my cwe's. I think it's making me feel ill

    Don't you know how vaccines/immunization works? Just shoot up with it and your body will develop an immunity to it!
  14. I love fat girls. They look kinda weird but it gives you more stuff to poke holes in. I love putting holes in shirts and the bigger the shirt the better. Wrecking clothing quells my aggressive tendencies.
  15. So many of them in my class :o:o:o
  16. So many of them in my class :o:o:o

    pics
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    There is a house in New Orleans
    They call the Rising Sun
    And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
    And God, I know I'm one
    My mother was a tailor
    She sewed my new blue jeans
    My father was a gamblin' man
    Down in New Orleans
    Now the only thing a gambler needs
    Is a suitcase and trunk
    And the only time he's satisfied
    Is when he's on a drunk
    Oh mother, tell your children
    Not to do what I have done
    Spend your lives in sin and misery
    In the House of the Rising Sun
  18. i had another meth smoking dream. Woke up just as I was twirling the bowl around.

    There was also a niggasin.space trap house but it turned out you were all females.
  19. bling bling Dark Matter
    I really need to stop using moldy socks for my cwe's. I think it's making me feel ill

    u cont get tp from mcdonalds bro or tell the farmersiste that u got a runny nose and ned tissues
  20. bling bling Dark Matter
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