Two Texans Were Standing At Urinals...

1. 2020-03-20 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian I have a small dick that turns huge when aroused. Like some pulsating, hulk like monstrosity.
   
   Secret agent dick.

   
   It's not that much of a secret cuz I would say I've been with more men that worked the way you described than the just big ....like in the pants big
2. 2020-03-20 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I've been with more men that worked the way you described than the just big

   
   Congratulations, you're a whore.
   
   Seriously though I would love to have a bulging mass outlined in my Calvin Kleins.
3. 2020-03-20 at 5:18 PM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Because everything is bigger in texas.. like we have really big dicks.. my dick sometimes when I take an ass on the crapper it will sometimes go in the water.. ill move up real quick but a trail of semen like precum or after cum, string will stil be in the water on the poop and will suck back up into my dick, i call it cum poopy
   
   but I'm mostly fine with it because i root around in asses anways!

   
   conclusion : women are looser in texas.
4. 2020-03-20 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Mandatory thread soundtrack:
   
   
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5. 2020-03-20 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Congratulations, you're a whore.
   
   Seriously though I would love to have a bulging mass outlined in my Calvin Kleins.

   
   And the problem with that is??
6. 2020-03-20 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Can I cream pie you?
7. 2020-03-20 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Can I cream pie you?

   
   It doesn't do much for me but I'm pretty fucking selfless in bed so wtfe
8. 2020-03-20 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Nice. I can't pull out and enjoy seeing it dribble out at the end.
9. 2020-03-20 at 6 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Nice. I can't pull out and enjoy seeing it dribble out at the end.

   
   I'm on the birth control shot. You don't got to pull out. Lol
10. 2020-03-20 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #30
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't get it.

    
    He told it wrong and it’s older than dirt
11. 2020-03-20 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #31
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I'm on the birth control shot. You don't got to pull out. Lol

    
    you're so old the baby would probably abort itself anyways
12. 2020-03-20 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #32
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't get it.

    
    
    That's because you're Irish.
13. 2020-03-20 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    **Unsubscribes**
14. 2020-03-20 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #34
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny conclusion : women are looser in texas.

    
    so? we have big dicks so it doesn't matter
15. 2020-03-21 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #35
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    eee eeeeeeeeeeee!
    
16. 2020-03-21 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #36
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Erekshun He told it wrong and it’s older than dirt

    
    
    
    Let's see you do it better.
    
    And...I'm older than dirt.