Two Texans Were Standing At Urinals...

1. 2020-03-20 at 2:58 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   The first Texan commented "Water's cold today."
   
   The second Texan responded "Yep. And deep, too."
2. 2020-03-20 at 2:59 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   Lol lol.
   
   
   I'm so bad at telling jokes. I always forget really important parts. Like the subject predicate and such
3. 2020-03-20 at 3:12 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   That's Ok, darlin'.
   
   Send me some nekkid pictures and we're good.
   
   lol
4. 2020-03-20 at 3:14 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stl1 That's Ok, darlin'.
   
   Send me some nekkid pictures and we're good.
   
   lol

   
   And literally I can now write your posts for you lol lol
   
   
   I don't do nudes any more cuz I got yelled at for having loose morals (out of whose moral guidebook I'll never know, my morals are fine for my guidebook) lol
5. 2020-03-20 at 3:27 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I won't tell on you.
6. 2020-03-20 at 4:01 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Lol lol.
   
   
   I'm so bad at telling jokes. I always forget really important parts. Like the subject predicate and such

   
   Thats because you're a bimbo
7. 2020-03-20 at 4:06 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Everytime a girl says she's loose I always think of those Vaginas that look like Cornish pasties.
   
   
8. 2020-03-20 at 4:08 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Everytime a girl says she's loose I always think of those Vaginas that look like Cornish pasties.
   
   

   
   Ewww no loose morals tight pussy. I hate the word vagina sounds like an old nun
9. 2020-03-20 at 4:27 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Did someone say "vagina"?
   
   
   
10. 2020-03-20 at 4:57 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by stl1 The first Texan commented "Water's cold today."
    
    The second Texan responded "Yep. And deep, too."

    
    I don't get it.
11. 2020-03-20 at 4:58 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't get it.

    
    Me neither.
12. 2020-03-20 at 4:59 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian Me neither.

    
    His dick is IN THE WATER at a urinal. Long dick no?
13. 2020-03-20 at 5:02 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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14. 2020-03-20 at 5:02 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Not funny.
15. 2020-03-20 at 5:03 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian Not funny.

    
    Didn't say it was. It's barely clever but nonetheless a joke
16. 2020-03-20 at 5:03 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Octavian Me neither.

    
    Because everything is bigger in texas.. like we have really big dicks.. my dick sometimes when I take an ass on the crapper it will sometimes go in the water.. ill move up real quick but a trail of semen like precum or after cum, string will stil be in the water on the poop and will suck back up into my dick, i call it cum poopy
    
    but I'm mostly fine with it because i root around in asses anways!
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17. 2020-03-20 at 5:04 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Because everything is bigger in texas.. like we have really big dicks.. my dick sometimes when I take an ass on the crapper it will sometimes go in the water.. ill move up real quick but a trail of semen like precum or after cum, string will stil be in the water on the poop and will suck back up into my dick, i call it cum poopy

    
    That's not a state by state accreditation. If it was people couldn't move from state to state so easily. They would have dick measuring check points everywhere lol
18. 2020-03-20 at 5:05 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by gadzooks

    
    slingblade isn't texan tho.. he's from Arkansas
19. 2020-03-20 at 5:07 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby slingblade isn't texan tho.. he's from Arkansas

    
    Slingblade is great tho. I'm watching not sure I remember ...lol ohhhh yeah hahaha
    
    
    He said it better for sure
20. 2020-03-20 at 5:08 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    I have a small dick that turns huge when aroused. Like some pulsating, hulk like monstrosity.
    
    Secret agent dick.
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