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2017-02-13 at 1:51 AM UTCI'm like 50 and I wake up with a boner everyday + I drink lots of vodka and smoke weed.
And now TADA!!! I only work part time tax free.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-13 at 2:04 AM UTCshitty indian kamagra is all over those markets for like a dollar a piece
I've even seen it in sex shops, usually poorly hidden -
2017-02-13 at 2:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Capitalism at work.
Making money off of the stupid/lazy is an American tradition
They took an oath and also (Dr's) don't even directly benefit from prescribing things. It's just appearance of "well lets try all our options. (((Options))) being code for pills, since other real options don't look good on paper.
Originally posted by AngryOnion I'm like 50 and I wake up with a boner everyday + I drink lots of vodka and smoke weed.
And now TADA!!! I only work part time tax free.
Oy vey! Really though it's kind of sad watching my dad work himself to death for peanuts while pretending to be happy about it. Such is life. Same shit will probably happen to me. Maybe not though, above all else I see a base physical fitness as my goal. Nothing to do with lifting heavy or running fast as that is all relative, just being able to move with full range of motion. Not requiring an EMT to haul your fatass of the ground. Ah... I'm ranting -
2017-02-13 at 3:43 AM UTC
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2017-02-13 at 4:04 AM UTC
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2017-02-13 at 4:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion Exercise dude, walk 3 miles a day at a brisk pace that's all I do.
You can do it in under an hour.
Do this in virtual reality and you're pretty much set for life. Unaugmented mundane reality is boring as fuck, don't delude yourself. It's no wonder people have trouble exercising consistently. Just look at the impact Pokemon Go had. Capitalism had far more of an impact than the state could ever hope for.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-13 at 4:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Do this in virtual reality and you're pretty much set for life. Unaugmented mundane reality is boring as fuck, don't delude yourself. It's no wonder people have trouble exercising consistently. Just look at the impact Pokemon Go had. Capitalism had far more of an impact than the state could ever hope for.
You're so right, I walk daily about 1.5 miles a a local place that upper middle class folks walk. (you know a nice safe area) and it's so fucking boring. If it weren't for housewives in yoga pants i'd lose my shit
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2017-02-13 at 8:11 AM UTCJust do cocaine.
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2017-02-13 at 8:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Do this in virtual reality and you're pretty much set for life. Unaugmented mundane reality is boring as fuck, don't delude yourself. It's no wonder people have trouble exercising consistently. Just look at the impact Pokemon Go had. Capitalism had far more of an impact than the state could ever hope for.
Pokemon Go was fucking crazy while it lasted. I have never seen anything get so many people to start exercising and then subsequently give up. I wonder how some sort of a system where you can actually MAKE money by exercising would go. It would have to have some sort of peripheral device though so that people couldn't (easily) tamper with it. However that'd totally ruin the accessibility aspect so I guess we'll just all be fat shits forever. -
2017-02-13 at 8:27 AM UTC
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2017-02-13 at 8:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore Pokemon Go was fucking crazy while it lasted. I have never seen anything get so many people to start exercising and then subsequently give up. I wonder how some sort of a system where you can actually MAKE money by exercising would go. It would have to have some sort of peripheral device though so that people couldn't (easily) tamper with it. However that'd totally ruin the accessibility aspect so I guess we'll just all be fat shits forever.
I played it everyday while I was unemployed but as soon as I got a job it was gone -
2017-02-13 at 8:40 AM UTCPOkemon Go was shite.
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2017-02-13 at 8:47 AM UTC
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2017-02-13 at 1:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore I wonder how some sort of a system where you can actually MAKE money by exercising would go.
It's called sports, bro. I think we already have that.
You don't even need talent or be physically superior. Crossfit. Those dudes make good money. Youtube is full of Workout channels. It is literally everywhere.
"Hardcore Chest Destruction Workout(EXTREME!)" 500,000 clicks.
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2017-02-13 at 3:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Do this in virtual reality and you're pretty much set for life. Unaugmented mundane reality is boring as fuck, don't delude yourself. It's no wonder people have trouble exercising consistently. Just look at the impact Pokemon Go had. Capitalism had far more of an impact than the state could ever hope for.
i just go walk on an elliptical or treadmill while high and listen to music
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2017-02-13 at 6:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Do this in virtual reality and you're pretty much set for life. Unaugmented mundane reality is boring as fuck, don't delude yourself. It's no wonder people have trouble exercising consistently. Just look at the impact Pokemon Go had. Capitalism had far more of an impact than the state could ever hope for.
I had a dream the other night I started going to the gym.
I woke up and thought it'd be a good idea but I'd rather do drugs. I'm considering getting fit tho. I'm not fat so it wouldn't take long, it'd probably kill me tho. I think currently my body is in perfect equilibrium and all my potential organ failures are cancelling each other out.
One day soon my liver is so guna give up on me and I'm guna die/be severely ill. My CWE's are so bad, if I drink them straight away they're ok, but if I let the enhancemented codeine settle for a few minutes there's a layer of APAP at the bottom.
So I drink them straight away so I don't see any potential liver failure in a glass. Placebo affect aww yea -
2017-02-13 at 8:28 PM UTCMaca root powder is available at most health food/vitamin stores and I think it might be just what you're looking for. It's not cheap, given it's basically remnants of a variety of harvested tubers, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper than pharmaceutical helpers and it packs some serious punch. If Viagra/Cialis are too expensive, maca might be worth trying for you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-14 at 4:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore Pokemon Go was fucking crazy while it lasted. I have never seen anything get so many people to start exercising and then subsequently give up. I wonder how some sort of a system where you can actually MAKE money by exercising would go. It would have to have some sort of peripheral device though so that people couldn't (easily) tamper with it. However that'd totally ruin the accessibility aspect so I guess we'll just all be fat shits forever.
It exists, there's some app that was popular like a year ago where you pay money into a pool and set some exercise goal, the pool (minus the company's cut) is then distributed among people who kept the goal (enforced by watching location, so like your phone has to be at a gym for 30 minutes a day or something) so if you keep your goal and at least one other person doesn't you make some money. It was heavily criticized for being stupid. I have no idea how effective it is. -
2017-02-14 at 7:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject I had a dream the other night I started going to the gym.
I woke up and thought it'd be a good idea but I'd rather do drugs. I'm considering getting fit tho. I'm not fat so it wouldn't take long, it'd probably kill me tho. I think currently my body is in perfect equilibrium and all my potential organ failures are cancelling each other out.
One day soon my liver is so guna give up on me and I'm guna die/be severely ill. My CWE's are so bad, if I drink them straight away they're ok, but if I let the enhancemented codeine settle for a few minutes there's a layer of APAP at the bottom.
So I drink them straight away so I don't see any potential liver failure in a glass. Placebo affect aww yea
Why are you OTC'ing? Get some real opiates.
Cut the drinking if you do, keep doing drugs and start working out. I only take Crouton and nootropics (sometimes) now but man, working out is the best drug of all. Soon you'll be able to get high by looking into the mirror. I hated it for like the first month or two and then I got addicted to the feeling. Even if you just go for a walk it helps.
Plus every time I get drunk now its super nice and not the shitty 'hit by a semi' drunk I used to get when I binged. -
2017-02-14 at 8:36 PM UTCIt's also scientifically proven that looking like a pimp and rollin' dirty in a sick whip improves T levels.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
