I Just Ventured Out From My Fortress Of Solitude. How Long Do I Have To Live?

1. 2020-03-19 at 8:28 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I just got back from grocery shopping at Aldi's. How many other people have touched my grocery cart with their dirty hands? Did an infected person handle produce before I did? Will it be a long, slow, painful death while gasping for air? Will my nurse be a cutie?
   
   No toilet paper. Many canned goods empty with a sign limiting you to four cans max. No boneless, skinless chicken breast but a lot of wings, thighs and legs.
   
   I did have one nice experience while out endangering my life. An attractive young lady wafted past me and I told her she smelled good. She smiled and thanked me. She again smiled at me when we passed each other a few aisles over.
2. 2020-03-19 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   7 Days.
   
   Wait, wrong movie.
3. 2020-03-19 at 9:11 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   she infected ur ass nigga
4. 2020-03-19 at 9:23 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 I did have one nice experience while out endangering my life. An attractive young lady wafted past me and I told her she smelled good. She smiled and thanked me. She again smiled at me when we passed each other a few aisles over.

   
   
5. 2020-03-19 at 9:24 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What you mean without endangering your life? You were close enough to smell her, she’s the one who gave you the super aids. You gon die, boy
6. 2020-03-19 at 9:25 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 I just got back from grocery shopping at Aldi's. How many other people have touched my grocery cart with their dirty hands? Did an infected person handle produce before I did? Will it be a long, slow, painful death while gasping for air? Will my nurse be a cutie?
   
   No toilet paper. Many canned goods empty with a sign limiting you to four cans max. No boneless, skinless chicken breast but a lot of wings, thighs and legs.
   
   I did have one nice experience while out endangering my life. An attractive young lady wafted past me and I told her she smelled good. She smiled and thanked me. She again smiled at me when we passed each other a few aisles over.

   
   And then you jerked off to her when you got in your car, didnt u?
7. 2020-03-19 at 9:26 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I mean i'm a certified creep but i don't think it's good manners to tell a lady she smells nice when you randomly walk past her, but hey what do i know.
8. 2020-03-19 at 9:35 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   She was probably in her early thirties, heels, nicely dressed. Good body, nice face.
9. 2020-03-19 at 10:39 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 She was probably in her early thirties, heels, nicely dressed. Good body, nice face.

   
   And you blew the chance to ask her out. pussy.
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   • POLECAT
10. 2020-03-20 at 1:01 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You now have 13.8 days to live. Enjoy your last hours on earth.
11. 2020-03-20 at 1:05 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stl1 I just got back from grocery shopping at Aldi's. How many other people have touched my grocery cart with their dirty hands? Did an infected person handle produce before I did? Will it be a long, slow, painful death while gasping for air? Will my nurse be a cutie?
    
    No toilet paper. Many canned goods empty with a sign limiting you to four cans max. No boneless, skinless chicken breast but a lot of wings, thighs and legs.
    
    I did have one nice experience while out endangering my life. An attractive young lady wafted past me and I told her she smelled good. She smiled and thanked me. She again smiled at me when we passed each other a few aisles over.

    
    THE VIRUS IS FUCKING NOTHING. ALMOST NOBODY EVER EVEN GOT IT. EVEN IF YOU DID GET IT YOU'D JUST BE FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
12. 2020-03-20 at 1:46 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib THE VIRUS IS FUCKING NOTHING. ALMOST NOBODY EVER EVEN GOT IT. EVEN IF YOU DID GET IT YOU'D JUST BE FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER FOR A COUPLE DAYS.

    
    OP is in his mid sixties, he will most likely be dead by month’s end
13. 2020-03-20 at 1:51 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Wtf I don't have a fortress. That's racist
14. 2020-03-20 at 2:06 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by stl1 I just got back from grocery shopping at Aldi's. How many other people have touched my grocery cart with their dirty hands? Did an infected person handle produce before I did? Will it be a long, slow, painful death while gasping for air? Will my nurse be a cutie?
    
    No toilet paper. Many canned goods empty with a sign limiting you to four cans max. No boneless, skinless chicken breast but a lot of wings, thighs and legs.
    
    I did have one nice experience while out endangering my life. An attractive young lady wafted past me and I told her she smelled good. She smiled and thanked me. She again smiled at me when we passed each other a few aisles over.

    
    what a cuck telling women they smell good
15. 2020-03-20 at 2:26 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox OP is in his mid sixties, he will most likely be dead by month’s end

    
    in all likelihood he deserves to die anyways then. who the fuck was aroundm in the 1960's and isn't responsible for the current state of affairs>?
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    • aldra
16. 2020-03-20 at 2:30 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Op has been around a long time y'all.
17. 2020-03-20 at 2:30 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung And then you jerked off to her when you got in your car, didnt u?

    
    Not that there's Anything wrong with that
18. 2020-03-20 at 3:28 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The people from the '60's blame the people in the '30's.
19. 2020-03-20 at 3:31 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The people from the '60's blame the people in the '30's.

    
    For what? The 80s? Someone needs to pay the price for that decade
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    • -SpectraL
20. 2020-03-20 at 3:37 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The people in the '30's blame the people in the double naughts.