I Just Ventured Out From My Fortress Of Solitude. How Long Do I Have To Live?

1. 2020-03-20 at 11:44 PM UTC

   #81
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Can't stop laughing, I felt awful at first seeing that pic.
   
   Feel great now.
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   • mmQ
2. 2020-03-20 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #82
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Octavian Can't stop laughing, I felt awful at first seeing that pic.
   
   Feel great now.

   
   Now that you've laughed at her because her shelves are bare?
3. 2020-03-20 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #83
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Octavian Can't stop laughing, I felt awful at first seeing that pic.
   
   Feel great now.

   
   I’m laughing and feeling bad at the same time!
4. 2020-03-20 at 11:49 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Now that you've laughed at her because her shelves are bare?

   
   I was laughing at the dark humor lightening the mood. Of course I feel bad for her you fucking dumbass.
5. 2020-03-20 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ What some old lady pretending to be sickly and desperate when in fact that hunch on her back is filled with a bunch of shit she just cleared off those shelves?

   
   I suggest we hit it, until candy falls out.
6. 2020-03-21 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #86
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Who here bought the old woman's meager supplies for themselves?
7. 2020-03-21 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #87
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
8. 2020-03-21 at 12:09 AM UTC

   #88
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Who here bought the old woman's meager supplies for themselves?

   
   They weren't HER supplies. It's a store. First come first served. Shes an old lady probably gets up at 4 in the morning, she couldve easily beat the crowd but instead she shows up at 8pm thinking just because she elderly and feeble that she'll get sympathy and the shelves will magically still have food.
   
   Besides, I'm sure the person who took the pic felt all bad and gave her a bunch of stuff from their cart.
9. 2020-03-21 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #89
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
10. 2020-03-21 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #90
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by mmQ They weren't HER supplies. It's a store. First come first served. Shes an old lady probably gets up at 4 in the morning, she couldve easily beat the crowd but instead she shows up at 8pm thinking just because she elderly and feeble that she'll get sympathy and the shelves will magically still have food.
    
    Besides, I'm sure the person who took the pic felt all bad and gave her a bunch of stuff from their cart.

    
    imagine having to live like that though. what would you do?
11. 2020-03-21 at 12:17 AM UTC

    #91
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    "Just imagine"
    
    "What would you do"
    
    Repetition is a sign of severe Autism you do realise that?
12. 2020-03-21 at 12:17 AM UTC

    #92
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Wariat imagine having to live like that though. what would you do?

    
    What do you mean live like that? Live being elderly and using a walker? Yeah, woah. Shes obviously been doing it just fine if she's still able to get herself to the store at 90 years old or whatever she is.
13. 2020-03-21 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #93
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    with a back like that i mean i can imagine even simple things like going to the restroom, laying down, sitting down, walking any mundane thing would be hell.
14. 2020-03-21 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #94
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian "Just imagine"
    
    "What would you do"
    
    Repetition is a sign of severe Autism you do realise that?

    
    It's true. Half of malice's posts started with "imagine if..." or "just imagine.."
    
    Interestingly malice would actually write out a creative scenario, whereas nonce here always claims to have an amazing imagination yet has never demonstrated it whatsoever.
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15. 2020-03-21 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #95
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ What do you mean live like that? Live being elderly and using a walker? Yeah, woah. Shes obviously been doing it just fine if she's still able to get herself to the store at 90 years old or whatever she is.

    
    Harsh. So harsh. And you're religious, too?
16. 2020-03-21 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #96
    WellHung Black Hole
    Hey guys, are u watching Live PD?
17. 2020-03-21 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #97
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Harsh. So harsh. And you're religious, too?

    
    That was HARSH to you? Dang daniel.
    
    Why would you think I'm religious?
18. 2020-03-21 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #98
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ Why would you think I'm religious?

    
    My gut tells me.
19. 2020-03-21 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #99
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL My gut tells me.

    
    What religion?
20. 2020-03-21 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #100
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ What religion?

    
    Something Arabic.