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  1. If you get the train down here sure
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    fuk a train i walkd dat
  3. Last time I was in Sheffield I randomly saw one of my mates at the train station, I was already steaming from drinking a bottle of vodka on the train from Birmingham, went for a spliff of some nice hash and ended up falling on my head twice and someone rang the paramedics. Then I was sat outside the station and some nigga asked me for a cig and I still had a chicken eye of hash in there and he was like "What dat?" so I said hash, you can have it if you want. Might have been you
  4. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    had to put a fuckin battery in the car, 118 bucks what a rip off
  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    had to put a fuckin battery in the car, 118 bucks what a rip off

    Fuckin' greasemonkeys, it ain't rite.
  6. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    That was just for the battery, I changed it myself
  7. back page flush!!! I just summoned weed wassup this is the back page of niggasin.sapce!!!!!! tyt
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Operator?
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support




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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    tfw deleted posts count in my view of post numbers and I'll never see the same get as anyone else
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    tfw deleted posts count in my view of post numbers and I'll never see the same get as anyone else

    :(

    Can you believe we already have 4444+ shitposts itt.
  12. My 2 biggest dreams in life are to get cancer and be an addict. I fear neither will happen
  13. My 2 biggest dreams in life are to get cancer and be an addict. I fear neither will happen

    i can help you with that second one buddy. I used to be straight edge when I was 16
  14. I mean like proper addict, IVing heroin and whatnot. If I lived by myself at the previous place I lived it could have happened but my mates were dicks and didn't even like me doing codeine, let alone heroin
  15. I mean like proper addict, IVing heroin and whatnot. If I lived by myself at the previous place I lived it could have happened but my mates were dicks and didn't even like me doing codeine, let alone heroin


    Its easy all you gotta do is start sniffing it and don't stop buying even when the rent is due. Get a tolerance and learn to use a rig.

    You know you are getting close when the landlord, family and friends all start yelling and crying and your first thought is "Thank god I bought heroin or this might really suck for me".

    I think my favorite part of being on heroin is that nothing matters except your own world. Someone could be raping your mother in the room next to you and as long as nobody interferes with your buzz everything will be A-OK. I didn't give a fuck about shit posting or anything. Having heroin is like living life with cheat code wall hacks on.
  16. ACAB Houston
    [INDENT] "It is no sign of health to be well adjusted to an inherently sick society."
    [/INDENT] [FONT=verdana][SIZE=14px]–Krishnamurti[/SIZE][/FONT]
    Old school bump.
  17. Well I'd start by smoking it cos nobody seems to sniff gear in this country. I'm pretty sure using a needle would be easy. That sorts that one out, but what about cancer? How do i give myself that? If I get cancer and leave it long enough to go terminal then the docs will give me fentanyl or heroin anyway. 2 birds 1 stone
  18. ooh nice you are from one of those countries with #3. Yeah fuck sniffing, smoking is the way to go. If you want cancer so bad just get a bunch of Asbestos and Benzene and huff it erry day.


  19. UK nigga, our heroin is made by the fine upstanding people of Afghanistan, not dirty Mexicans
  20. UK nigga, our heroin is made by the fine upstanding people of Afghanistan, not dirty Mexicans

    I have only ever seen #4 heroin like this. There is BTH in my country but only Asians sell it.


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