2020-03-17 at 7:15 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
§m£ÂgØL would want to just eat the dick
2020-03-17 at 7:18 PM UTC
The heart and liver are usually the best bits.
2020-03-17 at 7:20 PM UTC
I like kidneys
And turtles
And turtle kidneys
2020-03-17 at 7:23 PM UTC
Go on and Kidney. It's the Minnesota pickle!
2020-03-17 at 7:44 PM UTC
That reminds me as a young-fella-me-lad I was walking to school one day and a man pulled up a car beside me, he rolled down the window and shouted:
"Hey kid, if I give you a turtle will you come in my car?"
I said: "If you give me the box I'll come in your mouth"
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2020-03-17 at 7:51 PM UTC
That reminds me of a time we went on a field trip to a zoo in animal biology course in college.
Before the trip, the instructor was telling us about some endangered turtles on some asian islands (Malaysia?), and how the locals would come and collect their eggs to eat, and how people eat the turtles even thought they shouldnt. She talked about how she was some activist who would go out there on the islands and guard the eggs all by herself, and how a boat full of sweaty dudes would come, and she would have to negotiate with them to leave half the eggs to hatch. I wonder how many dicks she took? Fucking hot.
Anyway so on this field trip to the zoo I saw some giraffes, and I pondered to myself just how rugged giraffe leather is, and if it would be more suitable for jackets, shoes,, belts, or wallets.
When we got into the reptile section, I was getting hungry. There were two zoo keepers jerking off some kind of white turtle with blue likes between the shells. I remembered the lecture about people eating tasty turtles. They must be tasty if people eat them while the turtles are endangered, no?
I walked up to the zoo keepers and said "nice turtle, is it tasty? Can you make a nice soup out of it?" Their eyes turned into big squares and they told me that it is endangered. "It is endangered because it is very tasty, no?". They put the turtle back into the aquarium and walked away.
Fuck everybody.
2020-03-17 at 8:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I don't know. Like 30 to a bag?
That's qty not size...
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2020-03-17 at 9:05 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The bag would be determined by the size of the combined turtle innards. In this case, 30 innards.
2020-03-18 at 6:55 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
just got back from the big city,, been thinkin this corona crap could change the world,, it was quiet and very mellow in town today.
I didnt hardly see any younger people it was all *over the hill crew* and bulldike lookin 30 year olds
