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GFuel is not a joke

  1. #81
    Originally posted by snab_snib wrong, it's great shit.

    you'd have to be retarded to think it didn't do anything. do you think that taurine does nothing? caffeine? theanine? choline?

    You are taking an mmQ post seriously, you have proven your retardation.
  2. #82
    kek
  3. #83
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i believe we call this "low quality b8" on the 4th channel
  4. #84
    Originally posted by snab_snib do you think that taurine does nothing? caffeine? theanine? choline?

    Nice Pokemon Rap, homo.
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  5. #85
    Originally posted by RisiR Nice Pokemon Rap, homo.

    LUL
  6. #86
    Originally posted by mmQ GFuel doesn't do anything. Worst product on the market, by a long shot. It should be renamed Bullshit.

    I agree. Did nothing for me.

    Now we have 50 percent of the test group claiming no effect whatsoever. Your goatpiss can't even beat Placebo.
  7. #87
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR I agree. Did nothing for me.

    Now we have 50 percent of the test group claiming no effect whatsoever. Your goatpiss can't even beat Placebo.

    i significantly doubt you've even tried the stuff. you're the type that would just say that because you feel like it.
  8. #88
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib i significantly doubt you've even tried the stuff. you're the type that would just say that because you feel like it.

    congratulations, you have been bamboozled by risir
  9. #89
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I took an identical IQ test before and after drinking GFuel and my second results indicated a 12 point IQ decrease, so I guess, to be fair, it does do something .
  10. #90
    I drank GFuel and got AIDS, fuck you Gamma Labs
  11. #91
    anybody ever shoot gfuel?
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  12. #92
    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by puffy butts anybody ever shoot gfuel?

    I heard dick veins work best for it
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  13. #93
    Originally posted by cerakote congratulations, you have been bamboozled by risir

    BANNED.
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  14. #94
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i put some gfuel into a pill capsule and it worked pretty good. i might do that rather than drink it in the morning if i'm strapped for time.
  15. #95
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    most of the stuff in it is standard energy drink fare, there are a few unusual components though.

    in the 'energy' category the standard taurine is pretty much just another form of caffeine, the other things increase metabolism. vanilla bean is interesting though - from wiki:

    The seeds of the plant contain about 3.1–6.1% L-DOPA,[14] with trace amounts of serotonin, nicotine, and bufotenine.[17]

    focus is mostly cholinergics and vasodilators (increases blood flow) with purported nootropic effects

    antioxidants are, well, fuck I don't care really, most of them are just fruit extracts
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  16. #96
    Bufetonine?

    Snips Snap drinks toadpiss, LOL.

    Yea, trace amounts. You might really have to plug or shoot it.
  17. #97
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    it's pretty common knowledge that theanine strongly modulates the impact of caffeine. all of it together, effecting all other components, works very well.

    like i said. it's not a joke.



    Originally posted by RisiR Bufetonine?

    Snips Snap drinks toadpiss, LOL.

    Yea, trace amounts. You might really have to plug or shoot it.

    bufotenine isn't toad piss, it's found in toad sweat glands and released when it's stressed. if you want to harvest bufotenine from toads, you slap it around a bit, give it a good squeeze, and scrape the secretions off of it's pores.

    that being said i'm not surprised that it has some 5-HO-DMT in it. i thought that it had a curiously deep effect on headspace, and that would explain it.

    i wonder what they put pure ATP in there for, though, i didn't think that would do much. and i don't think the mixture of dozens of different plants dried powder form does much, but, at the very least it's a quality filler, and i'm impressed they chose that rather than some corrageenan or something.

    but really mfw GFuel has dmt in it xDDDDD
  18. #98
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib yeah, sure thing buddy.

    i love how you require to deal in generalities here rather than specifics when we have A. proof that it does work and B. the list of well known ingredients.

    the shit is active, it's superior to coffee and monsters, and it costs 50 cents for a glass of refreshing, tasty kool aid with a nice, clear stimulation.

    you are arguing against reality that is right in front of you by bragging you've wasted a lot of money and fabricating generalities to conceal known specifics.


    i know about ALL of the ingredients long prior, and most of them are on my stack already. that's why i jumped at it. i knew it would work before i tried it and wasn't disappointed.

    this post shows you know exactly jack and shit about supplements and their affect on physiology. all youre doing is bitching and whining...youve presented no proof or evidence at all, other than your own observation. ever heard of the placebo effect?

    you sound like a paid faggot shill
  19. #99
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by puffy butts anybody ever shoot gfuel?

    not joking...but i know a dude who snorts some sort of energy-drink powder
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib if you want to harvest bufotenine from toads, you slap it around a bit, give it a good squeeze, and scrape the secretions off of it's pores.

    i have tons of bufotenine in my cock.

    come slap it around a bit...give it a good squeeze...and you can scrap the secretions off your chin.

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