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This corona shit is getting real

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a nice bunghole…not discolored

    now you can too with clorox.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny now you can too with clorox.

    Doesn't work, just peels the top layer of skin off and stings like a motherfinger...so I heard.
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Eeeee eee3eeeee
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't work, just peels the top layer of skin off and stings like a motherfinger…so I heard.

    You use retin a serum
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't work, just peels the top layer of skin off and stings like a motherfinger…so I heard.

    your asshole is just like onions, there are lots of layers.

    just keep peeling off those layers and eventually you'll reach that melaninized layer.
  6. #26
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Corona is all fake news
  7. #27
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your asshole is just like onions, there are lots of layers.

    just keep peeling off those layers and eventually you'll reach that melaninized layer.



    that's one onion I wouldn't mind eating raw.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    that's one onion I wouldn't mind eating raw.

    I would root around in that tooter for sure
  9. #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would rape her
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Fox ^paranoid guy who is currently stocking up on toilet paper so he can trade a roll for a can of beans when money becomes worthless

    It's not really that paranoid at this point. Stores ARE selling out. I've seen it myself and have had to shop around to get everything i need. A quarantine is all but guaranteed at this point. My state and 3 others just shut down all restaurants. My work is slowing down and yesterday they cut a shift because they didnt need me or 4 others.

    If you want toilet paper, rice, pasta, sanitizer, etc, you buy what you can get when you can get it. I know people who aren't able to get stuff like toilet paper even after checking multiple places
  11. #31
    I mean just look outside. There are almost no cars. It feels like a Sunday morning
  12. #32
    Yeah it’s great. Can’t wait for when the body count racks up into the millions. Shit is really gonna start getting weird then
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I mean just look outside. There are almost no cars. It feels like a Sunday morning

    theres tons of cars here. It's sensationalism. It will pass over just like 9/11. It's just annoying right now and a political / economic tool to see how far they can get are you by chance a smart guy?
  14. #34
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It's not really that paranoid at this point. Stores ARE selling out. I've seen it myself and have had to shop around to get everything i need. A quarantine is all but guaranteed at this point. My state and 3 others just shut down all restaurants. My work is slowing down and yesterday they cut a shift because they didnt need me or 4 others.

    If you want toilet paper, rice, pasta, sanitizer, etc, you buy what you can get when you can get it. I know people who aren't able to get stuff like toilet paper even after checking multiple places

    But why toilet paper? Lol. If you really did run out, as long as there’s still running water just hop in the shower. It’s not life and death. Having food or not is life and death. I swear it’s like americans just aren’t smart enough to know what to panic about
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fox But why toilet paper? Lol. If you really did run out, as long as there’s still running water just hop in the shower. It’s not life and death. Having food or not is life and death. I swear it’s like americans just aren’t smart enough to know what to panic about

    I went to jack in the box friday night and they pulled all the tp and napkins to the back because tards were stealing them.. and the hot sauce.. seems like you wouldn't fast food tacos and hotsauce if you're conserened about you anus gettin ravaged and needing tp..

    i guess you can have your cake and eat it fam..
  16. #36
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I would root around in that tooter for sure

    What do you mean by root around?
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Wariat What do you mean by root around?

    Like a truffle pig
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Wariat What do you mean by root around?

    like a roto rooter.. it fucks shit.. get it..

  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I mean just look outside. There are almost no cars. It feels like a Sunday morning

    It was actually kinda slower at work for my Sunday morning, our busiest time of the week. I was hoping it would be.


    Then we had a fiasco where my boss got all mad at Don and sent him home and then we had a huge rush and my boss got more mad (probably because he was mad at himself for sending Don home when we could've used him) but we got through it like anything .

    Penis.
  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    WHY DID HE GET MAD AT DON?! DON IS MY FRIEND!
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