Just lost a bunch of money ):

1. 2020-03-13 at 12:12 AM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   With the virus and the market meltdown, I'm down a bit. My crypto worth was slashed in half, metals dropped, 401k down, stocks down. People are really not going to like me now. I do happen to be quite liquid though.
   
   Should I open an investment account through a private broker?
   
   I was thinking about dropping $10k into a local broker that's been around for over 70 years. It would be most of my savings but only a third of my cash accounts.
   
   What do all of my NIS financial advisors think?
2. 2020-03-13 at 12:18 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Investing is never a bad idea. Think of it this way, either the market will eventually go back up, or society will end and money will be worthless anyway. So might as well
3. 2020-03-13 at 12:35 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   good
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
4. 2020-03-13 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   invest in bullets
5. 2020-03-13 at 12:38 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Put it in an index fund, one with a less than 0.1% fee. Also if you’re gonna be working with this “broker” a lot make sure he is a licensed fiduciary. Otherwise they can legally steal your money and make bad investment choices just so they get kickbacks
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Octavian
6. 2020-03-13 at 1:34 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Hargreaves & Landsdown.
   
   Execution only. People are too reliant on brokers with their dumbass fees.
7. 2020-03-13 at 6:31 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by SBTlauien With the virus and the market meltdown, I'm down a bit. My crypto worth was slashed in half, metals dropped, 401k down, stocks down. People are really not going to like me now. I do happen to be quite liquid though.
   
   Should I open an investment account through a private broker?
   
   I was thinking about dropping $10k into a local broker that's been around for over 70 years. It would be most of my savings but only a third of my cash accounts.
   
   What do all of my NIS financial advisors think?

   
   none of this would haopen if you heeded my advice and save johnny wick style golds.
   
   even in zombie appocalypse people will WANT golds because they represent HOPE. people will always be willing to exchange their surplus guns and ammos for gold.
8. 2020-03-13 at 6:32 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   should have bought toilet roll 🚽🧻🧻🧻💲💰🤑💵💸
9. 2020-03-13 at 7:03 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny none of this would haopen if you heeded my advice and save johnny wick style golds.
   
   even in zombie appocalypse people will WANT golds because they represent HOPE. people will always be willing to exchange their surplus guns and ammos for gold.

   
   Silence Nonce! No one cares what you have to say.
10. 2020-03-13 at 7:07 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country should have bought toilet roll 🚽🧻🧻🧻💲💰🤑💵💸

    
    i actually thought about making a guide on how to clean your ass with water in case your out of toilet paper and post them on youtube with close up of me washing my dirty asshole but my penis is too small and thats what the comments will be mostly about.
11. 2020-03-13 at 7:08 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Silence Nonce! No one cares what you have to say.

    
    been thinking of me again ?
12. 2020-03-13 at 3:59 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    BUY MORE THIS IS ALL JUST FAKE MEDIA HYPE SO THE 1% CAN BUY ALL THEIR COMPANY STOCK WHEN ITS CHEAP