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having sex is the dumbest thing you could ever do

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    pro: you have a pleasurable physical feeling for a little while, 30 seconds to an hour or so, or maybe a lot longer if you're on meth

    cons: possibly get STD's that would make you uncomfortable at best and a social pariah and dead at worst.
    possibly have a kid which would require you to feel anxious for the rest of your life because you are unable to justify bringing a new human being into the world, and/or pay child support for 18
    years
    at least and/or support and raise.
    have to court and then deal with another human being who is probably disgusting like you are
    possibly could catch feelings for someone you didn't want to and then you have to deal with shitty feelingz
    if the person you are fucking is ugly people will judge you for it, if they are attractive people will be jealous of you and despise you for it and try to fuck with you
    have to either wash your sheets or sleep in bodily fluids afterwards

    i mean am i missing something here? the shit is fucking dumb
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  2. #2
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    it's for having kids in the context of a family and clan structure within the eternal empire. a man with a family is respected, and a strong family results in prosperity, and is the foundation of a strong nation. sex is not for pleasure or amusement.

    there is hell to pay when man attempts to extract the pleasure out of sex, and divorce it from it's natural meaning and purpose. they will wonder why food has lost its taste when they are not hungry, but blame everyone but themselves when they seek sex for the sake of pleasure and wonder why it doesn't work out for them.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Shit is gold
    10/10
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    buh muh penis n muh cravings 4 fizikal intimacy2 combat muh inability 2 4g a tru emoshunal conexun
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    It woulkda been nice if we were wired to only have sex for procreation,, it took me decades to figure out that all womewn are shady as fuck and not worth my time or $$$
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  6. #6
    Originally posted by snab_snib it's for having kids in the context of a family and clan structure within the eternal empire. a man with a family is respected, and a strong family results in prosperity, and is the foundation of a strong nation. sex is not for pleasure or amusement.

    there is hell to pay when man attempts to extract the pleasure out of sex, and divorce it from it's natural meaning and purpose. they will wonder why food has lost its taste when they are not hungry, but blame everyone but themselves when they seek sex for the sake of pleasure and wonder why it doesn't work out for them.

    are you saying that the reason i am not hungry right now is because i had casual sex?
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    Octavian motherfucker
    I'm just pissed I have to pay 18 years of child support for literally 10 seconds of orgasm.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo buh muh penis n muh cravings 4 fizikal intimacy2 combat muh inability 2 4g a tru emoshunal conexun

    wat
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm just pissed I have to pay 18 years of child support for literally 10 seconds of orgasm.

    a man has a right to his own body. if he doesn't want to have a child, he doesn't have to. we have no say if she murders the baby in the womb or not, why should they get to impinge on us financially if they choose to allow the child to live?
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by POLECAT It woulkda been nice if we were wired to only have sex for procreation,, it took me decades to figure out that all womewn are shady as fuck and not worth my time or $$$

    Thats too bad it took you so long. I figured this out early in life and get to laugh at friends and previous friends in college that fucked up royally and now have skeet trophys and a nagging cunt that could divorce rape them at any time for any reason. They envy me and my choices I've made. I tell them they can always leave the country and start over
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm just pissed I have to pay 18 years of child support for literally 10 seconds of orgasm.

    lol if you think it will end at 18 years. Tell the story how you fucked your life up, we could all use a good laugh
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by snab_snib a man has a right to his own body. if he doesn't want to have a child, he doesn't have to. we have no say if she murders the baby in the womb or not, why should they get to impinge on us financially if they choose to allow the child to live?

    Voting democrat and giving women the right to vote was where this all started. The only solution is not to play the game
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    Misterigh Houston
    But what about love?
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    love is a trap
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting wat

    virgin detected
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    bitter virgins
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    virgin is not an insult. but we all know exactly what kind of person who decides to try and mock people because they 'don't have lots of sex'. we all know what they're like
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I thought it was a form of slavery








































































    for dumbass men
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo virgin detected

    ya u got me ther fagit
  20. #20
    Originally posted by snab_snib it's for having kids

    emmmmmm ... i like having kids.
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