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  1. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by snab_snib homosexuality is a disease, a sin, a madness, a curse, and if we don't fight it… we're fighting for it.

  2. snab_snib African Astronaut
    i legitimately can't tell if that's some homosexual slang or not
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im my own father.

    Happy fathers day dad!

    Thank you son.

    I love you so much dad.

    Yeah youre....ughh....pretty cool too. But you were definitely a mistake,you know that right?
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    I love weed... when I smoke weed it does something to my memory
    I’m an extremely reminiscent person by nature anyway...

    I’ll randomly remember phrases my Dad would say that I’ve forgotten over the years...

    One just popped in my mind almost like a message..and I believe that’s what it was ..

    “Don’t help me, help the bear”

    I understand what that means as an adult.. when he said it when I was a kid I never knew wtf that meant lol

    Also I realize my dad used a lot of metaphors and phrases with bears lmao 💖
    His birthday is tomorrow and I really miss him but I know he’s with me and always will be ...

    My mom was telling me how excited my Dad was when he found out I was gonna be born so close to his birthday and hoped we shared the same day.. but pretty close at 5 days apart..
    *tokes*
    💖
    But man..I get it.. Don’t help me..help the fuqn bear...

    That’s some G chit ..

    #DAD
  5. snab_snib African Astronaut
    shutup, nigger
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Nah..😜

    You was getting your azz handed to you in here I see lmao
  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Sometimes high doses of weed seem like LSD to me.

    Not really very good. They bring back various scary recollections from early childhood.
  8. snab_snib African Astronaut
    niggers always die in great pain. only white people die peacefully in their sleep at an old age. i take comfort in the tremendous pain and fear that will accompany your death.
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’ve only smoked weed ... I have no idea what any other high besides weed and alcohol are like.. and I just made 36 yrs old

    I’m proud of that but lowkey I do wonder but not enough to try to see
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve only smoked weed … I have no idea what any other high besides weed and alcohol are like.. and I just made 36 yrs old

    I’m proud of that but lowkey I do wonder but not enough to try to see

    tick tick tick
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    It’ll be shrooms... I don’t know when I don’t know where or even how...
    But it’ll be shrooms and It’s gonna be fuqn awesome lmao
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Nope they’re super human you’re right pie alt ..
  13. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by i like pie niggers arent people

    you're right, i forgot.



    Originally posted by CandyRein Nope they’re super human you’re right pie alt ..

    fucking retard. niggers have never achieved anything. they're not good at anything. everything a nigger has ever touched has turned to pure fucking shit. niggers are stupid. niggers are ugly - everyone likes niggers least of all. niggers are smelly, and niggers are fucking poor and dumb and always will be and that will never, ever, fucking change, because you're nothing but animals. nobody likes niggers, nobody respects niggers, niggers are just pests.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Tl/dr

    Go drink your Metamucil wth llol
    Lmao @ quoting alt
  15. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao @ quoting alt

    niggers are superstitious. ever want to fuck with a niggers head? leave a chicken bone on his car, every day. maybe put some voodoo looking shit on it. he'll get spooked. niggers are just that fucking stupid.

    also, niggers are no good at anything at all.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    that is VERY frightening, obviously in the eyes
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  18. Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve only smoked weed … I have no idea what any other high besides weed and alcohol are like.. and I just made 36 yrs old

    I’m proud of that but lowkey I do wonder but not enough to try to see

    Lol damn that's actually... sad?

    Well I don't know if its sad but I do feel bad for you. You've been missing out while the rest of us have been entering alternate dimensions to speak with feline cat godesses about the nature of consciousness and whether or not everything will be okay.

    Protip: it will
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    You think I’m missing out?
    I have a brother who has never drank or smoked anything in his life...ever he’s almost 50 still looks 30.. I’ve never even seen that man in a pair of blue jeans I swear to you..

    He was in the student exchange program when he was in high school and lived with a wealthy white Family .. this is what my siblings said I wasn’t born yet

    And came back really weird and grew up that way never wanting to “polute” his body..they say he’s crazy because of that lmao

    I’m rambling because I’m high .. I love weed I really don’t long for another high ..

    But when I do.. shrooms
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    I wish there was a sibling thread.. I like talking about my siblings

    Those are the juicy stories right there..

    I could ramble about how my sister used to basically torture me but would go crazy if someone else was mean to me

    Fuqn weirdo

    She used to also make me do her chores then stand there while I did them saying “ burst your bubble” !

    And one day we had a fight while the show Barney was playing in the background

    And it was a song called “ I love my sister”

    I’ll never forget that.. idk why ...lol

    I’m sleepy justah rambling
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