Originally posted by snab_snib
i don't pity people who don't have their shit together. i mean literally have the proper turd formation that indicates health and self awareness. it's been a long time since i did anything but a check wipe… the paper always comes back clean. this is something you have control over and should master.
thats all due to the residual lube left over in your ass from your boyfriend fucking you the night before.
you fool. i've never had homosexual relations with another man in my life. your twisted, sick mind simply can't accept the fact that i exist in a state of health beyond what you know on a normal basis.