First confirmed case of corona virus in Fargo ND.

1. 2020-03-05 at 2:03 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   What's like like in Fargo, would you like to live somewhere else.
2. 2020-03-05 at 2:07 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Watch the movie, that’s what it’s like
3. 2020-03-05 at 2:11 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Ohh no, mmqtee's dying before we even had a chance to meat.
4. 2020-03-05 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What's like like in Fargo, would you like to live somewhere else.

   
   Its pretty enthralling. There is plenty of entertainment for me. I like it here. I lived in Tampa for a few years which I also enjoyed but honestly I prefer the cold here to the hot there.
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
5. 2020-03-05 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Ohh no, mmqtee's dying before we even had a chance to meat.

   
   Calm down I said I dont have it anymore. I'm not going anywhere, BABE.
6. 2020-03-05 at 3 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Its pretty enthralling. There is plenty of entertainment for me. I like it here. I lived in Tampa for a few years which I also enjoyed but honestly I prefer the cold here to the hot there.

   
   I'm a lover of the cold too, it's ridiculous that I ended up in this hot hell hole.
7. 2020-03-05 at 3:18 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm a lover of the cold too, it's ridiculous that I ended up in this hot hell hole.

   
   Do you think you'll ever end up moving somewhere less hot?
8. 2020-03-05 at 3:21 PM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm not going anywhere, BABE.

   
   D’awww
   
   mmQheehee :)
9. 2020-03-05 at 3:22 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by mmQ Do you think you'll ever end up moving somewhere less hot?

   
   Hes moving to Ontario at the end of the yr.
10. 2020-03-05 at 3:37 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Do you think you'll ever end up moving somewhere less hot?

    
    Doubt it at this point in life. I'm just riding the train to the end of the line.
11. 2020-03-05 at 3:38 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doubt it at this point in life. I'm just riding the train to the end of the line.

    
    Well maybe I will derail your train then.
12. 2020-03-05 at 3:44 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Well maybe I will derail your train then.

    
    /insert hearteyed emoticon here.
13. 2020-03-05 at 7:02 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Well maybe I will derail your train then.

    
    is that where you make him hit your perineum and his head (dome) skidded onto your balls.
14. 2020-03-05 at 7:44 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Someone in the next town over claimed to have corona virus so they could reschedule their vacation.
    
    Massive crowd panic ensued.
    
    Costco's are now fresh out of toilet paper and non-perishables.
15. 2020-03-05 at 7:45 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    lol @ toilet paper outage.
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16. 2020-03-05 at 7:46 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    lol...
    
    https://www.thedailybeast.com/teens-are-now-claiming-they-have-coronavirus-for-tik-tok-clout
17. 2020-03-05 at 10:05 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny then freespeech has failed.

    
    it's ok I just had a half-formed joke about getting chinese girls to cough in my mouth
18. 2020-03-05 at 10:07 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lol @ toilet paper outage.

    
    for some reason here it's just toilet paper that's sold out
    
    frozen and canned foods have lower stock than usual but they're still available, it's just toilet paper everyone's gone ham on for some reason
19. 2020-03-06 at 2:40 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i don't pity people who don't have their shit together. i mean literally have the proper turd formation that indicates health and self awareness. it's been a long time since i did anything but a check wipe... the paper always comes back clean. this is something you have control over and should master.
20. 2020-03-06 at 5:39 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra for some reason here it's just toilet paper that's sold out
    
    frozen and canned foods have lower stock than usual but they're still available, it's just toilet paper everyone's gone ham on for some reason

    
    its from watching to much CNN replaying the footages from hong kong with toilet paper robberies and shit.
    
    they're arsetrallians after all. they need constant wipe down.
    
    its like washing their asses with water from a showerhead is alien to them.