Man gets 30 days in jail for licking ice cream and putting it back in the store freezer

1. 2020-03-06 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein

   
   It's a bit blurry, maybe she just dropped her wallet...
2. 2020-03-06 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Yeah her prison wallet and all its contents.
3. 2020-03-06 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I shit in a milk crate behind a grocery store once
   
   I felt sorry for the milk man...
   
   Sometimes it just hits ya
4. 2020-03-06 at 6:35 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I think we've all drop a load we are not proud of at some point in life.
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5. 2020-03-06 at 6:36 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I have shit a bunch of times out in the countryside and in the forest and had to wipe my ass with all sorts of oddities. Runner's Trots is the medical term.
6. 2020-03-06 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I recall one drunken night needing to offload really quickly and I got behind a car on a busy road thinking I was out of sight, dropped my pants and began the process. The problem was in my drunken state I was not behind the car but in front if it...and in full view of oncoming traffic as their headlights lit me up like a christmas tree.
   
   ...I can still here the honking.
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7. 2020-03-06 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Archer513 I shit in a milk crate behind a grocery store once
   
   I felt sorry for the milk man…
   
   Sometimes it just hits ya

   
   Why IN the crate?
8. 2020-03-06 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Why IN the crate?

   
   
   Save someone standing in it?
9. 2020-03-06 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Save someone standing in it?

   
   Well a crate is a crate. The poo is gonna sort of get through the crate holes anyway.
   
   THE POO GETS THROUGH.
   
   So not only is the ground soiled, the milk container is too.
10. 2020-03-06 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Your point is accepted.
11. 2020-03-06 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    A milk crate gives you a little seat to sit on.
    
    Even in haste,I appreciate comfort
    
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ Why IN the crate?

12. 2020-03-06 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #32
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I posted this thread a while ago that is very similar:
    https://niggasin.space/thread/41186
    
    Why are white people so prudish about niggers licking their food?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I posted this thread a while ago that is very similar:
    https://niggasin.space/thread/41186
    
    Why are white people so prudish about niggers licking their food?

    
    I agree but what do the social justice warriors and twitter think?
13. 2020-03-06 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Archer513 A milk crate gives you a little seat to sit on.
    
    Even in haste,I appreciate comfort

    
    That is a reasonable answer, all things considered. Did you just end up posting up for a while? Maybe pull out the ole newspaper and give friendly nods to anyone passing by?
14. 2020-03-06 at 9:52 PM UTC

    #34
    

    CandyRein Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's a bit blurry, maybe she just dropped her wallet…

    Very true
    
    As a Good Samaritan.. I’m sure you won’t mind picking it up and handing it back to her lololol ;)
15. 2020-03-06 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein Very true
    
    As a Good Samaritan.. I’m sure you won’t mind picking it up and handing it back to her lololol ;)

    
    SMH as the lovely dte would say.
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16. 2020-03-06 at 10:02 PM UTC

    #36
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I bet.. you know that’s chit lmao