Man gets 30 days in jail for licking ice cream and putting it back in the store freezer

1. 2020-03-06 at 3:58 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Guess the color of the dude before looking at the link.
   
   
   https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/06/us/blue-bell-ice-cream-licker-jail-trnd/index.html
2. 2020-03-06 at 3:58 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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3. 2020-03-06 at 4 PM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   i hate niggers. by 'nigger', i mean, 'all black people'.
4. 2020-03-06 at 4:02 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I posted this thread a while ago that is very similar:
   https://niggasin.space/thread/41186
   
   Why are white people so prudish about niggers licking their food?
5. 2020-03-06 at 4:13 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor hey fuck you buddy somebody on facebook i hate already shared this post

   
   You should be ashamed of yourself using facebook when myspace is still perfectly serviceable.
6. 2020-03-06 at 4:13 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I posted this thread a while ago that is very similar:
   https://niggasin.space/thread/41186
   
   Why are white people so prudish about niggers licking their food?

   
   Huh, seems to be a Texas nig thing too.
   
   No ice cream for me this weekend.
7. 2020-03-06 at 4:15 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   $1500 restitution? On top of his fines? For licking a god dang $5 product.
   
   Sick, sick world.
8. 2020-03-06 at 4:15 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No ice cream for me this weekend.

   
   Good decision fluffy fluffers.
9. 2020-03-06 at 4:16 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Good decision fluffy fluffers.

   
   Less of the fluffy and more of the tight and taut.
10. 2020-03-06 at 4:17 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    If they’re licking the icing
    
    What are they doing to the yogurt?
11. 2020-03-06 at 4:17 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ $1500 restitution? On top of his fines? For licking a god dang $5 product.
    
    Sick, sick world.

    
    An old person might die from his flithy tonguing, he should have got life or the death penalty.
12. 2020-03-06 at 4:19 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    if i was the judge i would give him a goose down straight jacket and put him in an ice cream freezer and make him lick all the ice cream for his nutrition until he got diabeetus. stern but fair call it good police work
13. 2020-03-06 at 4:19 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I'd have made him lick my nob and call me princess.
14. 2020-03-06 at 4:29 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson An old person might die from his flithy tonguing, he should have got life or the death penalty.

    
    Hey now. I doubt you would've died.
15. 2020-03-06 at 4:31 PM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
16. 2020-03-06 at 4:35 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ Hey now. I doubt you would've died.

    
    SHOTS!!
    
    FIRED!!
17. 2020-03-06 at 4:41 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tee hee hee SHOTS!!
    
    FIRED!!

    
    Just a wee ole friendly jab at me ole m8, m8.
18. 2020-03-06 at 4:43 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mmQ Just a wee ole friendly jab at me ole m8, m8.

    
    
    He'll be back after his midmorning nap. Be patient.
19. 2020-03-06 at 4:49 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee SHOTS!!
    
    FIRED!!

    
    It was only a pellet gun.
20. 2020-03-06 at 4:50 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee He'll be back after his midmorning nap. Be patient.

    
    You posted your eye yesterday, lets see which grandma pullover you're wearing today.