I think I might go up to a random person and say a fortune cookie quote.

1. 2016-11-19 at 10:08 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm envisioning your voice cracking at all the wrong times with a puberty squeak to finish it off. I'll....just...l..leave this h..h..here. It's a f...f..f...fortune c..cookie thinq*SQUEAK*
   
   You should buy a mass load of fortune cookies and become known as the mysterious fortune cookie guy, with a premise of you going around throwing the cookies as hard as you can at people's faces, bowing to them, and running off into the night.
   
2. 2017-02-11 at 5:44 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ This is why you hang out at fancy rich people churches. I still have a plan on spying out a nice rich elderly couple at church, following them home, and then putting a letter in their mailbox explaining how I'm poor and lost everything and I prayed and God just told me to write this letter and put it in this mailbox and please I don't know what I'm doing but I'm just trusting God and I'm in dire financial need etc etc and include a phone number or some way for them to contact me and then set up an interview and see if they'd meet up and give me a monetary donation if for no other reason than the God stuff.

   
   *bump*. I've got a great improvement to your plan. I'll tell u in secret.
   
   
3. 2017-02-11 at 5:51 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Actor *bump*. I've got a great improvement to your plan. I'll tell u in secret.

   
   Please do. The time is ripe.
4. 2017-02-11 at 5:59 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ Please do. The time is ripe.

   
   The hour is late.
5. 2017-02-11 at 6:13 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The eve has befallen.
6. 2017-02-11 at 6:56 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ The eve has befallen.

   
   On the morrow we shall speak. Will you break fast with me?
   
   (Note the space between break and fast is intentional. Seeing as the origin of the word is to describe the act of stopping your fasting[to break fast])