2020-03-06 at 4:59 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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They're not "with" me, but I'm pretending within my own imagination that they are.
They're actually my age, so normally I wouldn't pay much mind, but they are kinda surprisingly hot for 30-somethings.
I can just tell that one of them is a man hating feminazi type and that kinda turns me on.
1. She has blue hair (obviously hates men).
2. She just got up and did karaoke and her song of choice was Goodbye Earl by the Dixie chicks.
Folks, I want her to take her aggression towards men out on me in the bedroom.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
approach her in the car park with an offer she can't refuse
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2020-03-06 at 5:03 AM UTC
Does the karaoke mic have a cord or not?
2020-03-06 at 5:07 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Lol these chicks keep going outside for "smoke breaks" and come back smelling like weed every time.
I don't much care for the devil's lettuce, but I pass no judgment.
Just trynna get some mouth on my schlong.
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2020-03-06 at 5:08 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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The blue haired one is by herself right now.
Should I talk to her?
Folks, decide my fate.
2020-03-06 at 5:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
It's wireless.
The first guy to do it was this random dude I thought was just some drunken hick.
He suddenly got up and started kareokeing and I was pretty impressed. The dude roamed throughout the bar while singing like he's Frank fuckin Sinatra.
He's my kinda drunken hick.
Well that's the route I was gonna suggest. Get up there and pick Baby by Justin Bieber. Kill the first few lines on stage and then make eye contact with blue hair and smile and wink. Kill the next few lines and the first chorus. Then slowly start making your way toward blue hair without really looking at her too much. Time it out to when the second chorus comes on you are right by her facing and away and then turn to her as it drops and start singing it to her face, grinding up on her and slowly stripping.
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2020-03-06 at 5:11 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Each one of them has independently mentioned a kid at home.
This is why I don't hit on chicks my own age.
2020-03-06 at 5:14 AM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
why not just take krokodyl?
2020-03-06 at 5:22 AM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
so you think despite her hating men she still wants or needs sex from men? and can’t go without it?
2020-03-06 at 5:23 AM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
like she’s addicted to the hating men or the sex with men?
2020-03-06 at 5:31 AM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
I’m seriously thinking of trying krokodyl. but just once though. if people can come back from it after abusing it for yrs i’m sure i’d be fine.
