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  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I once did that and put it up on craigslist on women seeking men on the casual encounters section (this was like 10 years ago) and my gf and I would troll the shit out of these dudes. People are probably going to think I'm gay for this, but I'm not I'm just edgy

    snip

    lol, do you remember nerd fangs
  2. #22
    Oh fuck reality is breaking Dow n
  3. #23
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Oh fuck reality is breaking Dow n

    got 1260mg in my pocket which im taking within an hour

    we'll do tech in tussinspace
  4. #24
    Okay I'm good now cigs make bundy chill
  5. #25
    I'd be happy to date you in a coroner's report
  6. #26
    i want to be dated like this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxXTQrZBtF0
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lot of fags up in dis tred.
  8. #28
    cerakote African Astronaut
    cummies
  9. #29
    Tech and TENDIES
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra lol, do you remember nerd fangs

    vaguely, I remember the name. what was he a tranny or something?
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CEV i want to be dated like this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxXTQrZBtF0

    is that song even on an album?
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Zanick I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.



    Originally posted by Zanick I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.

    a couple years ago, that girl I posted about that looked like she could be my sister.. I offered to take her to a badass hotdog restaurant and I had got kinda krunk before she came to pick me up, and on the way there she was yawning and acting bored and saying how after I take her out she's going to go home and sleep because she has church in the morning (she asked about wanting to exclusively see eachother, but if church is going to get in the way of me getting pussssaaaay on a saturday night thats just not going to work for me) I told her to take me home and that I loathe her parents, she started crying. Never saw her again.
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby inb4 bill the cat brings up cum swapping

    no swapping. it all gets directly deposited into your transverse colon
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man what would you do to make me happy and love you?

    duct tape.

    you dont even get roofies to take away the memories of the happy hurt.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Zanick I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.

    Originally posted by Zanick I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.

    Originally posted by Zanick I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.

    Originally posted by Zanick I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.

    Originally posted by Zanick I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.

    Originally posted by Zanick I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.

    Originally posted by Zanick I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.

    Originally posted by Zanick I'd take you out to a nice restaurant, where we'd order totally different things but end up sharing half of our own dishes anyway. Over dinner I'd ask you direct questions about yourself and listen earnestly when you respond, and we'd engage you in thoughtful and mutually satisfying conversation about the conditions of our lives.

  17. #37
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby a couple years ago, that girl I posted about that looked like she could be my sister.. I offered to take her to a badass hotdog restaurant and I had got kinda krunk before she came to pick me up, and on the way there she was yawning and acting bored and saying how after I take her out she's going to go home and sleep because she has church in the morning (she asked about wanting to exclusively see eachother, but if church is going to get in the way of me getting pussssaaaay on a saturday night thats just not going to work for me) I told her to take me home and that I loathe her parents, she started crying. Never saw her again.

    That's horrible, how can you post about doing so many horrible things when you are just one degenerate?
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd take you fishing on the open sea then knock you out with a frying pan and toss you overboard. Thank you.
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Zanick That's horrible, how can you post about doing so many horrible things when you are just one degenerate?

    I use this forum to blog about my life. Shit happens nobodys perfect at least I keep it real fam

    thats not even "horrible", zanicuck

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-10T22:37:57.781431+00:00
  20. #40
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I would tie you down and pour pudding in your eyes.
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