Dad thread

1. 2020-02-28 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #181
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by snab_snib i put my stepfather in the hospital, i bit most of his ear off after putting him in a running grapevine and they had to stitch it back together. this is after he broke a stoli bottle over my head, too. wound up sleeping naked in the woods and make out with my gf's best friend after walking barefoot through the city. never drank 4loko again.

   
   How come you hate niggers when you’re a nigger
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2. 2020-02-28 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #182
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox How come you hate niggers when you’re a nigger

   
   i'm not a nigger. you're a nigger. he had it coming to him.
3. 2020-02-28 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #183
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by jesus enriquez no one cares.
   
   now tell the stories of all the times your daddy touched you in your special places with his penis.

   
   gobble my balls, loser
4. 2020-02-28 at 2 AM UTC

   #184
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by jesus enriquez you have a few more years before thats possible. youll have to wait for puberty before your balls to drop. until then youre stuck *cough* being the catcher for whatever friends your daddy brings home to play with you

   
   you will never succeed like i have. you are pond scum sneaking in to watch life as a side-line non-participatnt
5. 2020-02-28 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #185
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by jesus enriquez nor have no intention

   
   HAHAHAHAHA you just said a double negative you IDIOT
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6. 2020-02-28 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #186
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Lmao @ nor have no
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7. 2020-02-28 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #187
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Fox HAHAHAHAHA you just said a double negative you IDIOT

   
   Wouldn't that be "nor have not no intention"?
8. 2020-02-28 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #188
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Wouldn't that be "nor have not no intention"?

   
   Dementia..... not even once
9. 2020-02-28 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #189
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   “Nor do I have any”
10. 2020-02-28 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #190
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Nor do I not have not any.
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    • MexicanMasterRace
11. 2020-02-28 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #191
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got a 100% on my athletic abilities GED test
12. 2020-02-28 at 2:16 AM UTC

    #192
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox I got a 100% on my athletic abilities GED test

    
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
13. 2020-02-28 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #193
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by jesus enriquez liar. your retard-class teacher told me exactly what you got on your GED test.
    
    drool.

    
    I didn’t go to class. That’s why I had to take the GED asshole. You failed your critical thinking test.
    
    See me after class. Don’t forget to wear that lipstick I like
14. 2020-02-28 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #194
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

    
    3.14159265359 cubic meters
15. 2020-02-28 at 5:02 AM UTC

    #195
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Fox HAHAHAHAHA you just said a double negative you IDIOT

    
    HAHAHAHAHA HE AINT GOT NO BRAINS!!!!
16. 2020-02-28 at 5:10 AM UTC

    #196
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

    
    It's "if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood."
    
    I scored 110% on my athletic abilities tests.
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17. 2020-02-28 at 11:32 AM UTC

    #197
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ It's "if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood."

    
    No, because the premise plays on the words, would, and wood.
18. 2020-02-28 at 11:38 AM UTC

    #198
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, because the premise plays on the words, would, and wood.

    
    Ur supposed to be on vacation, Speedy.
19. 2020-02-28 at 11:40 AM UTC

    #199
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by WellHung Ur supposed to be on vacation, Speedy.

    
    I ain't Speedy. I'm the BoogeyMan.
20. 2020-02-28 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #200
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein “Nor do I have any”

    
    penis ?
    
    aldra