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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Cat files,
    the girl cat is eating in the hallway
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  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's only for constitutional amendments. A bill can be passed into law by the Congress and the President.

    any law, mandate, policy statute, code or any other attempt to control the masses that is unconstitutional is null and void
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  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Everything has been going to shit since I December 23, 1913. It started out as as tiny little shit ball rolling down a gentle shit slope. The the next year that shit slope turned into a shit hill that grew into a shit mountain which exploded into a shit volcano that spewed shit balls onto the top of every shit mountain on the entire shit planet in 1939. Since 1945 those balls of worldwide shit have been shittily rolling down shit mountains gaining momentum as the shit grease rolled them into the gigantic balls if shit rolling directly at you.

    actually it went to shit in 1871 when our elected officials sold the usa to big money family's that loaned money to the north and south during the civil war making us the us corporation, a treasonous act we have never addressed
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  4. Sorry I just realized the football question was for Lanny.

    Oops accidents.
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  5. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yeah, but did you throw a football overhand or underhand?


    Overhand and I line my fingers up on the laces BITCH.
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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright. How are you at throwing footballs?

    IDK I just kinda chuck ‘em but then say “aww yeah, perfect spiral” afterwards and so far that’s been enough to fool sports people
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  7. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright. How are you at throwing footballs?

    My powder puff team won junior and senior year WHICH HAD NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

    WHAT DO YOU THINK SPECKLES?
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  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You hit the auto junk yard and pulled them yourself?

    ebay, 250 for the driveshaft and 150 for the 2 axles new
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  9. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀





    A girl be saying it… more like this:



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  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    You are the climate whipping boy. I don't make the rules.
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  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Climate change is gay communist propaganda. They want to immiserate us so the world can be truly Equal. That's why instead of looking for productive solutions to the supposed problem that may progress humanity forward in some meaningful capacity, the answer is always degrowth. It's a decel ideology for midwits. The fact that you take a former writer for cracked.com seriously on this matter says it all. smh
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  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just bid a job at a job I already got so now I got both jobs and all the loot I need to get through the winter and go out west for a month so like i'm prolly the happiest Nigger on this site thatdoesnt have a backhoe
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  13. Morshoo Yung Blood
    First, nobody cares about numbers. They care about stories. They care about emotion. They care about life, death, hope, dreams. And money. A heat statistic is not a visceral thing. It is a data point.

    correct. this is why there’s been a coordinated effort in media to reframe how climate stories are reported over the last few years. they focus on more alarmist, more personal stories. it’s not just a heat wave. it’s the worst heat wave since record keeping began. it’s the most deadly. it’s a direct result of human-caused climate change, and it’ll only get worse from here! no one can actually say these things for sure, it is not possible to isolate the cause of a single climate event to a trend. but if they just say it anyway they can get people scared, get them out voting for democrats.

    this isn’t a conspiracy theory, it is a conspiracy. some of the organizations which conspire to issue guidelines and standards to journalists and media so everyone stays on brand:

    -Climate Outreach UK
    -The Yale Program on Climate Change Communication
    -Climate Access
    -Covering Climate Now (CCNow)
    -Solutions Journalism Network
    -George Mason Center for Climate Change Communication
    -International Environmental Communication Association
    -Climate Reality Leadership Corps

    i’ll let someone else do the legwork on how many jedis sit on the boards of these organizations
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  14. Originally posted by Obbe Parrot parrot.

    You mean like repeating copy/pasted "studies" rather than thinking for yourself?
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd imagine the beak and claws must have scraped your throat all the way down.

    You wanna see I got a good deal on them. They wer eday old, cold rotisserie chickens for 3.18 (50% off original price when the ywere hot yesterday) each. my fatass got 3 of them.

    Bro you can't even get 2 PIECES of chicken from a fast food place for 3.18 so I was pumped. I ate the good pieces on the bus on the way home (2 wings, 2 legs), then when I got home I fed this old blind guy some chicken burritos for the both of us, so yeah I dind't eat the ENTIRE thing but most of 1. I got 2 more too.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Imagine if the world depended on Bradley

    I'm pretty dependable. I'm managing a sober living facility now.
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  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In other news…

    A white woman died an agonizing death today from a big black dick. Moar at 11.

    i c what u did there
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  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no one i know has had the balls to let me know they are pissed Trump lived but ima tell u what,, if it does happen I'll knock the motherfucker right the fuk out
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Aliens are defininitely real. The evidence is overwhelming at this point
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  20. Originally posted by Bradley It's difficult because they sit him down and explain to him what's goign on, his memory loss and how he needs to drop out of the race.

    Then they all stand up and walk towards the door and someone says "It's really good of you embracing this new direction."

    He says "What new direction?"

    So they gotta sit him down again.

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