Posts by Antifa Member

1. 2021-02-27 at 12:12 AM UTC in US Vs UK
   

   Antifa Member African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Lol funny thing is us limey brit fags have the backin' of our real brethren.
   
   
   STUPID YANK CUNTS!!!
   
   BRITS 10 - 0 CUCKS US

   
   speak english u sheep fuckr
2. 2021-02-27 at 12:12 AM UTC in 1 word story thread
   

   Antifa Member African Astronaut
   There
3. 2021-02-27 at 12:12 AM UTC in 2 word story thread
   

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   hi my
4. 2021-02-27 at 12:11 AM UTC in 4 word story thread
   

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   Remember to drink your
5. 2021-02-27 at 12:11 AM UTC in 3 word story thread
   

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   HTS is very
6. 2021-02-27 at 12:11 AM UTC in 6 word story thread.
   

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   Kross sucked big fat penis when
7. 2021-02-27 at 12:10 AM UTC in 5 word story thread. You know the game.
   

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   Once upon a time there
8. 2021-02-27 at 12:08 AM UTC in 1 day until my drug test.
   

   Antifa Member African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ebola Cola They're not "Mouth Swab" they dont just swab it. you have to place it between your cheeks and gums (like tobacco) and hold it there for 10 solid minutes.
   
   then you have to place it back into a cradle container that it came out of (with solution) and you have to kind of dig up on this solid thing inside at the bottom before capping it off. it's very very specific. and they walk around and double and triple check people to make sure it's in there properly. if its not, it won't pass anyways. Job wont be offered.

   
   You don't have to fake the action, you literally just have to brush your teeth. Don't have cocaine in your gums when you swab. IDK. I have never heard of someone failing a swab.
9. 2021-02-26 at 11:14 PM UTC in Im so Happy I got a New Job!! 😊 💰 🏭
   

   Antifa Member African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ If I wasnt being held captive in my own torture sex chamber that the gals i had in there overtook and replaced me with them I would allow you to do that. I'm not sure why they still give me a phone with internet access but I love them for it.

   
   Are they hot gals?
10. 2021-02-26 at 11:10 PM UTC in i tried to smoke weed with a homeless person
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I smoked weed with Zanta. Probably nobody knows who thT is but you and HTS but we were like 14 and it was before he was a minor 6ix celebrity

    
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11. 2021-02-26 at 10:30 PM UTC in US Vs UK
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Don't you ever get tired of being right?

    
    Nope. I never do.
12. 2021-02-26 at 10:05 PM UTC in US Vs UK
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

    
    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-criminal-civil-investigations_n_602a9397c5b680717ee98725
    
    The cases are literally opened but okay. I'm guessing you haven't heard news of the subpoena ahahaha
13. 2021-02-26 at 10:02 PM UTC in US Vs UK
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson someone missed the point.
    
    You need a LOT more evidence to criminally convict dumbo…

    
    They got the evidence ;)
    
    Just wait lmao. This is not going to go like you hope it does.
14. 2021-02-26 at 9:59 PM UTC in I had to put my bong in the closet.
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never let them in on an inspection. Inspections are illegal. The only way they can legally come in is if there an emergency on the premises, no matter what they or the morons who don't know the law tell you. When they come to do the inspection, simply tell them to fuck off, and that's that.

    
    not true. Retard.
15. 2021-02-26 at 9:59 PM UTC in US Vs UK
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah..2 impeachments 2 exonerations…The demoncrats aren't doing so well in nailing him and I expect the "criminal investigations" will be about as successful as the impeachments. Fucking lollocks.

    
    Yeah... thanks to the senate. Do you understand how a congressional court works?
    
    No senate in a criminal case. He'll be at the mercy of a judge. Remember how well all his 'election fraud' lawsuits went? Lol.
    
    no no I'm SURE he'll be fine just like you were SURE he'd win the election
16. 2021-02-26 at 9:57 PM UTC in 1 day until my drug test.
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    who?
17. 2021-02-26 at 9:55 PM UTC in Rape is a social construct
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    discuss
18. 2021-02-26 at 9:54 PM UTC in I had to put my bong in the closet.
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby If you have to ask, you'll never know, keenan 😂

    
    Wow guess that makes you king loser for the day lol
19. 2021-02-26 at 9:53 PM UTC in US Vs UK
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Which he hasn't haha.

    
    He will be.
    
    The criminal investigations have already begun. This time there will be no senate to save him.
20. 2021-02-26 at 9:51 PM UTC in 1 day until my drug test.
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Lol what? I have to assume I was kidding. I dont understand how that could work.
    
    The only way I know how to pass a breathalyzer after having been drinking is to suck through the tube instead of blow. It creates the same sound effect and then obviously its just registering the air you're sucking in which wont register any alcohol.
    
    I'm sure a diligent person who's testing you would be able to notice you were sucking instead of blowing but if you do it right it looks identical. And I know it can work because I had it work for me the one time i tried it when i got home from work at halfway house i was at where it was just procedure to give you a breathalyzer when you got there. I had only had a few drinks but they had a zero tolerance policy. Needless to say I did the SUCK METHOD and it actually worked.
    
    It probably helped that the person administrating it was just some college aged intern who did so many of them that they wrent even really paying attention or giving a shit, but nonetheless..it was kind of a kewl feeling to pass it. 😎

    
    excuse me mq, why are you still alive?