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  1. Originally posted by Zanick i have an unquenchable thirst for nigger semen. Discuss.

    so does your mother, but she has a tighter asshole than you do.
  2. Originally posted by Kev fuckin twisted, lmao

    like a pretzel stuck in a rotating driveline...

  3. Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah I don't know man maybe I didn't know they were that dangerous or actually used I figured people just used guns or knives

    just use a few cheerios glued together. you should have plenty of them left over out of the box you bought so you could have a cock ring.
  4. Originally posted by Grylls Snowboarding

    waterboarding...

    your mother using my nutsack tsunami
  5. nigger
  6. niggerfag
  7. nigger
  8. Originally posted by Grylls How can I sooth my ass? I can’t walk

    use more lube and less well-endowed niggers
  9. MS-DOS ftw

    i have a set of floppy disks around here somewhere with the software on it
  10. Originally posted by Kev the negative response is the maggots that try to eat your cock off during the action

    nonsense. they add to the tactile pleasure and lubrication
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