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  1. Originally posted by livingelegy So this would only work once but if you pose as a regular shopper and load a basket full of small valuable items and book it out the fire door into a getaway vehicle out of site of the store's exterior cameras you could feasibly get away scot free provided you're not followed. The element of surprise is key and seeing as store security is generally preoccupied with catching shoplifters they're not likely to realize what's happening until it's too late if and when they check the surveillance feeds, so chances are slim that you'll be pursued unless you're unlucky.

    Your general appearance will be reported to the police eventually but they're unlikely to investigate petty theft from a big box store, especially if there's no solid leads to go on.

    If the cameras get a clear shot of you however you're likely to be added to the store's facial recognition database aka the Walmart naughty list. It'd be smart to don an effective disguise such as a tight hoodie and sunglasses so there's plausible deniability as to your identity if and when you have to return to the store. If they don't catch you red handed with stolen merchandise on your person you can just claim you're being mistaken with someone else if you trip any alarms upon your return to the store and if you obscure your identity effectively enough during the crime it would be difficult for them to prove it was you who boosted the merchandise.

    they use the cameras in the parking lot to get pictures of the plates then call the cops.
  2. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny penetrating unconscious person isnt the same as making love.

    and neither is posting when lannys unconscious.

    love is all about perspective. just because i leave him screaming in pain and exsanguinating from multiple torn orifices doesnt mean i dont love doing it.

    its like asking a dead body if they want to make love. lack of a negative response is implied consent.
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just because you managed to evade the bans doesnt mean you arent banmed.

    just because lanny thinks im banned doesnt mean i cant post whatever, whenever, and where ever i want. which is the exact antithesis to the term 'banned'

    if anything im reverse-banned, as in being immune to banning, despite all of lannys hilariously inept and pathetic attempts at it. his latest one (script to auto-ban certain user-name terms) amused me for about two and a half minutes, now i just wait for his next feeble floundering effort.
  4. MS-DOS ftw

    i have a set of floppy disks around here somewhere with the software on it
  5. Originally posted by Kev Why infinitycock's NIS citizenship should be reinstated:

    1- his cock is infinity and beyond
    2- hes an OG totsean, he belongs here
    3- he is a great prose poet
    4- its incredibly annoying replying to posts that keep disappearing or following a conversation where replies to posts keep disappearing, the thread gets messy and confusing
    5- see #4, banning him obviously has no effect other than causing #4
    6- his ban seems to be motivated by lanny's personal problem and bias with him
    7- he tells you what you dont want to hear which pisses you faggots off and that makes my cock real hard

    Hes a great asset to this place, will make better men out of some of you easily triggered snowflakes.

    signed

    except for the banned part. people keep using that word. i dont think that it means what they think that it means.
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