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  1. Originally posted by blaster master Better to lose an election than lose ur erection as George Herbert Walker Bush always said.

    according to that retard schumer, trump literally incited an erection.

    jesus fuck. that fucktard literally said that on the stand, in front of everyone on the planet
  2. Originally posted by WellHung nah…some dude(s) will always fuck 'em…desperation is a powerful thing.

    niggers especially.

    the thing is, the dudes willing to use them are desperate and worthless...meaning there is no social benefit other than not being the cat-spinster.
  3. Originally posted by Bill Krozby you have to have talent like myself I pretend to be a slav several times a week. I'm a really good actor

    the only talent you have is sucking cock and chugging testicular tapioca
  4. either way, they both make good rape victims.

    sometimes you need a compliant victim...sometimes you need a fighter to add some excitement and squirming
  5. Originally posted by frala I’ve had a total of 12 but this year I decided to finally keep one, but then I ended up killing it too.

    bring your ravaged asshole over here and ill dump enough of my sack sauce into you that you remain perpetually pregnant.

    hoover one out...voila, the next egg gets saturated in sperm and your a pre-mommy again.
  6. Originally posted by rabbitweed Women have come such a long way. They no longer have to find a loving husband to take care of them. Instead they can go show their asshole on the internet and strangers will give them money. So much more empowering.

    that is why human society evolved to prohibit or at least heavily disapprove of divorce. once a chick loses her sex appeal she is useless as spousal material.

    same with these literal whores: if they dont get a retirement plan set up before nature and gravity do their worst, theyre going to be shit out of luck
  7. Originally posted by Grylls How can I sooth my ass? I can’t walk

    grab your ankles and smile.

    ill show you.
  8. ill let someone pitch a tent in my back yard in exchange for my dick getting sucked.
  9. niggers
  10. nigger faggot
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