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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    1. https://www.rt.com/op-ed/517122-israel-airstrikes-russia-syria/
    https://www.mideastdiscourse.com/2021/02/26/russia-officially-announced-its-readiness-to-shoot-down-israeli-planes-in-case-of-new-raids-on-syria/

    “Sooner or later, the cup of patience, including the Syrian government, may be overflowing, and a retaliatory strike will follow, which will accordingly lead to a new round of tension. These attacks must be stopped, they are counterproductive. We hope that the Israeli side will hear our concerns, including concerns about the possible escalation of violence in Syria, ”


    most people, including Ritter in the first link are interpreting that to mean Russia could start shooting down israeli jets if they keep it up, but I think the language (at least in this translation) points to the fact that Assad has had the capability to do it for a while now, and that Russia has pressured him not to attack the jets or launch sites. If the attacks continue they will not be able to stop Assad from responding.

    2. I don't really have anything to show you, just that a lot of 'official' al-Hashd telegram channels are now talking openly about it
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  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra And a Catholic isn't a Protestant. Both are still Christians. And both of these are Muslims.


    guessing you were getting at something like that

    Protestants aren't Christian, they're jedi-controlled puppets who reject Christian orthodoxy in any form.

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  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Ad hominem. Muhammad groomed and raped little girls. Of course people wanted him to die for it, so his image was banned and no one would recognize him.

    >claims ad hominem
    >immediately does a muhamm ad hominem by calling the prophet (pbuh) a pedophile and a rapist
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  4. Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America And a Catholic isn't a Christian. Both are still Christians. And both of these are Muslims.

    i want them all to fuck my asshole and make an interdenominational cum fest.
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Islamic.

    Demonic.

    Coincidence? I don't think so, buddy.

    OH GOD

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  6. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    HispanIC OHmYGODDD
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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Islamic.

    Demonic.

    Coincidence? I don't think so, buddy.
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  8. Ghost Black Hole
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Antifa Member The icicles imply he's been holding it like that for a while

    Or maybe he died holding a shit up to the sun idk

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  11. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ebola Cola I used to work in this factory with an assembly line and everyone had to switch jobs just to keep them from going crazy and coming to work with an AR-15 or whatever people do when they go postal

    anywho yeah. we embossed plastic Mylar shit and it seemed toxic as fuck. I didn't mind using a arc welder with the smoke off the steel or aluminium plates which is toxic enough but that plastic shit made me feel ill at the end of the day.

    they shoved this one guy who was like from Thailand or some swampy Asian country in this room where his job was to unroll massive spools of Mylar plastics to heat up and make soft and then punch it with a hydraulic press.

    tl:dr Racist as fuck to stick the guy from a swampy steamy country into a room with the same environment. he always complained it was cold even on warm days when he went outside to eat with the rest of us. even when it was 80 degrees. because it was like 108 degrees with 100% humidity in that closed off room with steam and shit. every-time you had to go into that room it was like opening a fucking dishwasher in dry mode with steam just burning the shit out of your face. just about knocks you out.



    Originally posted by Ebola Cola Star Trek is a theme of Totse I remember. they always talked about the pilot episode relating to something on totse. maybe telnetting

    adding in: I never watched those original star trek but damn this looks high definition and the one show I watched in full screen was pretty high resolution for 1960s. most things are grainy or forced into 4:3 resolution back then. this show must have been filmed on 35mm or something. even 16?


    STFU Bugz I'm not reading all that.
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  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Meikai I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.

    I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.

    While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.

    As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.

    I finally made it to my local grocery store. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. “What the fuck is that smell.” “This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer” one man said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I’m sure he’s raped a severely mentally challenged child in his lifetime. I know I have.

    That’s when I saw him. The old nigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn’t tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking “this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now.” This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment.

    I was arms length from the nigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the niggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked “why?” and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.

    While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many apples as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life. I remember thinking “wow, I’m such a great person, I get 4 free apples, and I get to go home and jerk off to CP.”

    When I think back on that day, I can always remember how sweet those apples tasted. Nothing sweeter.

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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    PS. I live in australia, shitposting is mandatory
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  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra

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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    It definitely isn’t that ugly fat Chinese nigga you pay to talk to loll
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  19. Originally posted by Wariat like u are i bet

    Who the fuck are you even talking to you idiot
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  20. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    You tried to Nonce a 12 year old.
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