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Posts by i­nfinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanney the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1011101--0-1--1--00.-111.01011-----0..-.1.1-0-.1010-11--01-001-----0.-.1--0----.-01---010110-0-(b­anned)

  1. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood are you gonna get him to sing you an opera?

    the only sounds coming out of his mouth will be gurgles, choking, and gushing from the flow of the testicular tsunami.
  2. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i yearn for your massive thunder cock throttling the deepest, darkest cavernous regions of my rectum

    its a date. your moms bedroom or behind the dumpster in her favorite alley
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because you only use grindr.

    i use your asshole as my personal craigslist whore service.
  4. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm fucking freezing, my heater went out because of the snow and I asked them to fix it I've been shivering and called the landy lady threatening to sue her and she said she will put me in a motel for the night. I'm packing up my things and sippin a brew waiting for my friend to drive me to the motel, she sounded like she was shitting her pants when when I called her, at least I got it handled

    [videtps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgMn29eYQVM

    i have a nice warm cardboard box you can spend the night in exchange for some of your tonsil action.
  5. Originally posted by Wariat

    that makes no sense. i have never had a single one of those apps on my phone yet my phone is perfectly usable.
  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i need a bazooka in my pooper

    your pooper is so dilated you might want to up your aspiration to something more along the lines of a saturn V
  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny of blanks.

    of warm creamy goodness that has a slight hint of saltiness and the scent of your mothers poorly cleaned snatch.
  8. Originally posted by Lanny
    my mothers client left this on his kitchen table while she services him in the bathroom. im thinking of using it as an anal stimulation device on my puckered pooper

    ill pay you half of what i pay your mother to suck my cock
  9. Originally posted by Lanny i make porn videos with random niggers who pump my lower abdomen so full of their nigger nougat that i look like octomom in her fifth trimester of pregnancy

    ill pay you half of what i pay your mother to suck my cock.
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we got it the first time round.

    clench up, buttercup, because youre getting a few more rounds
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