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Posts by l­anny lost his virginity to the nigger janitor in the broom closet at his elementary school

  1. 40 watts. The cavemen had more luminescence from their mammoth-fat candles.

    I use 300 watt bulbs in all my indoor fixtures and 90 watt in my outdoor ones.

    Poorfags.
  2. Originally posted by stl1 I'll leave that to the expert on this subject.

    That would be your mother.
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If it was in the esophagus it would be too late to spit…one would have to regurgitate.

    It was a trick question. As if he has a choice in the matter.

    Just like when I say 'I promise, just the tip'
  4. Originally posted by stl1 I've been asked to test for Mensa in my younger days.

    It's slightly below the 130 cut-off.

    What is yours?

    Bitch, the only thing you got on your IQ test was drool.
  5. Originally posted by stl1 Trump is planning on leaving the White House on the morning of the 20th before the inauguration and traveling to Mar-A-Largo. His fat ass will be playing golf while Joe takes the oath of office.

    Trump's nuclear codes will no longer work after noon.

    Thats not how it works, moron.

    The codes don't 'change'
  6. Originally posted by Bill Krozby hey believe what you want but that doesn't make it true

    What did you trade it for?

    I'll give you a shard of crackrock if you blow me the way you blow those niggers you're so fond of.
  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "What drives someone to fuck fat chicks?"


    I think Bill Krozby has a bicycle not a car…so no driving.

    He did until he traded it for crackrock.
  8. Originally posted by Bill Krozby he lies about almost everything and not in a trolling way but in a way where he's so pathetic he has to post here all the time as a way to give himself talk because he's that much of a loser.

    The only thing I believe him about is that he doesn't have car insurance. He's the only person I've ever had to put on block, never gave that dumbass my number he just found it here because its been spammed so much and he was too much of a vagina to pick up the phone when I called him to see what he's about.

    I tricked him into coming on to tc and he looks like he smells like pizza grease and was showing us his work out supplements when you know his fatass with chicken arms doesn't work out.

    Serious question: if I was giving you a good tonsil massage with the base of my cock and accidentally dropped the payload right into your esophagus, completely unintentionally, would you spit or swallow?
  9. Originally posted by Kev it doesnt, it just provides more opportunities for the bitches to hop from one tyrone cock to the other.

    and its funny you mention that because most chicks ive been with dont know how to have sex either, despite their cock-carousel riding. they cant give blowjobs and it generally feels like im fucking a corpse. so i spend all this money and effort, take all these legal risks, to get this?

    leave the useless dirty whores, its what i did years ago. they arent worth the piss i excrete.

    Chicks willing to degrade themselves to fuck niggers are exactly the type of chick I want no part of and don't associate with.

    Thats why monogamy is over rated. Its more likely someone is going to get stuck with someone else who is sexually incompatible. The few 10/10s I've corked more than make up for the many 3/10s I've corked. The ugliest chick I ever plugged still had a 8/10 body but a 3/10 face...and never said no. She literally let me have it in the backseat of my car in Daytona beach on the 2nd date.
  10. Originally posted by Kev two generations of feminist propaganda to shame men into giving the most unwanted disgusting bitches the time of day and good little submissive soy-boys who want to prove how woke they are to this dogma, thats what.

    lets remember these soymales are destined to be incels if they dont take what they can get.

    Even better.

    That leaves the quality grade-a tail for me.

    I literally had a chick tell me that 'boys' her age (early 20s) don't know how to have sex.

    (I've already posted nude pics of said chick. Ask lannyfag where they are if you can't find them)
  11. Originally posted by Bugz Black people have contributed a lot to the world

    Crime, corruption, HIV, and ebola don't count.
  12. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've had plenty of girls date me that weren't fat you guys just get stuck on stupid.

    Farm animals don't count.

    Now stfu and post nude selfies, nigger faggot.
  13. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'll let you take me to the outback steak house for shrimp and shinerbocks and then walk out laughing at you while you proceed to cry at home after you complimented my pretty eyes, asshole. lol

    I'll complement your asshole on how well it accommodates the massive load of testicular tartar sauce I pump into it with my sausage before I take you to the outback and pimp you out to the abo niggers to pay for the abortion pill you're going to need.
  14. Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty much this, I really don't believe the nazi's killed 6 million jedis but shit definitely happened.

    False. The kikes made it all up
  15. Originally posted by Bill Krozby my orfices are doing just fine thank you very much jilliam

    I will literally pay you to let me stick my dick in your asshole.
  16. Inability to get chicks that aren't fat.
  17. Originally posted by Kev "confirmed cases" meaning what? how many UNCONFIRMED cases are there given that 99% of covid19 hosts are asymptomatic.

    not all countries like jediSA record everything as a covid19 case or covid19 death like a motorcycle crash. these numbers are effectively meaningless. more than half the population already got the covid, in time 99.99% of humanity will get it.

    it doesnt really matter because its not any more fatal than any flu.

    That.
  18. Originally posted by Bill Krozby then why do girls tell me they are envious of my pretty long eyelashes and lips and I'm always right? hmmmmmm?

    Because you look like a girl, you drooling faggot.
  19. Originally posted by Lanny I feel it is unfair that other people are allowed to get penises jammed into their orifices at the expense of donating that luscious man-goo to my hungry asshole

    I'll pay you to suck my cock...double what I pay your mother
  20. And you people thought China was the epitome of the 1984 fad
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