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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1101110--0-1-----11.-110.1011-----0..-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-111-----1.-.1--1----.-10---000010-1-(banned)
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Originally posted by Bugz K. so forget the clothesline thing then?
thats a stupid idea. no one leaves an expensive laptop hanging from a clothes line where it might fall down and break or get shit on by a flock of birds.
besides, everyone knows niggers get most of their clothes from peoples clothes lines...what do you think theyd do to a laptop hanging to dry. -
Originally posted by Bugz my road is as forked as the fork being put in me
Gigi says "Smells like Marijuana agan" as she gave me a snarky then stink eye.
Im missing the box of the little jar of pot I just got and the papers I had to buy with it because my vape pen is broke. that thing was the cheapest one for 50 bucks. they're usually 150-200 at smoke shops.
the battery on this piece of shit wont hold. so I just bought some papers. I hate smoking pot. but it doesn't matter. I can't find them. they're not in the car while bringing it home and they're not in the bag i carry my shit in.
She found it and threw it out. and now she knows I took it up. My back hurts. Im not going to ask to raise the level of gabapentine because Im tired enough as it is. Im not getting pure activity. I been coughing too like I caught something nasty. I dont think it's covid though. just a shitty house cold.
I should try and get her to tell me what she did with it. Is there any tricks on how to get people half asleep to spill the beans?
stick a cattle prod into her asshole then offer to exchange the information she possesses for you not pressing the button.
works for me -
Originally posted by Bugz Laptop in the dishwasher? even on gentle clean?
the N and R button have a hard time working lately and it looks like food and boogers are ganked up between the keys.
Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
dishwasher doesnt do as good of a job as the clothes washing machine.
the key *cough* is to make sure you leave it in the dryer long enough to dry it out completely. -
Originally posted by -SpectraL Lanny his licking his lips right now, in trepid anticipation.
thats why im not logging back into that account. the first post, no matter what its content, will result in a spam ban because lannyfag is mentally defective.
besides...i still have about 50 billion more IP addresses left for him to IP-ban. -
Originally posted by -SpectraL Radiation fatality. Lit up like a Christmas tree while calibrating her own X-Ray machine, found slumped on the floor, lifeless, still glowing. Efforts to resuscitate were unsuccessful. She will be fondly remembered. Kindly donations can be forwarded to Tech's now-orphaned husband.
im more inclined to believe her pet nigger beat her to death.
its more statistically probable.
