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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I've used okcupid and I met one really fat girl who tried to have sex with me and I wasn't going for it, then when I got out of the psych prison I met this girl named Angelica she was really homely looking. I was gonna meet her at this hipster bar called the Art Bar and when I drove the 30 minutes to meet her there it was closed so we went back to her house and I fucked her in this nice ass attic apartment

    We dated for awhile and she was very smart like education wise and noticed the gap in my stories of a couple years so I said ya I'm a former psychiatric inmate and she was like oh wow how long were u out before we met

    About 120 hours. Lol my mom took the photos I used for the dating profile the Tuesday I was released by Saturday I was balls deep with a girlfriend.

    On Grindr I have met about 30 or 40 dudes for sex.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    i have hundreds of photos of women (Mostly women, my co president fucks), and 8 other men (We capped at 9) throwing up our set.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I've never pulled out since I was like 16 or 17 years old.

    I don't like to do facials, cum on hands/feet, in the mouth, nothing like that.

    If I can shove my dick in you for 45 minutes, I'm not gonna rearrange you in a squat and then masturbate on your cheeks/forehead.

    THat's just some juvenile shit.

    If i'mma fuck you for 45 minutes, I"m gonna be balls deep to the hilt and that's how i'mma ejaculate.
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  4. Originally posted by Cly In one minute if
    1. You don't fuck around
    2. You have a bidet (I do)
    3. You are not a total fat piece of shit slob

    Get your ass in and get the fuck out. Nobody gives a dick about your defacation experience.

    apparently they do. or does.

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  5. USA is better at being fat.

    Candada is better at being gay.
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  6. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    ill fkn murder u, faggit
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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Use a pant leg. Experimental jean therapy.
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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    PCP is literally derived from nature... a holy drug starting from WHITE PEPPER > PIPERINE > PIPERIDINE + CYCLOHEXANONE = PCP

    Bless the creator, creating sherm is a holy act showing God your prowess and understanding of the universe. Demonic corrupt souls keep the chemicals out of the hands of the pure!

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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    You should 3D print a bunch of 2D stuff just for the lolz.
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  10. mmG African Astronaut
    3D printing is gay

    Go 3D print yourself a dildo so you can go fuck yourself gaylord
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    he's the kelly slater of carpet surfing

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  12. I knew someone who used a knife to cut a dab out of his carpet then dabbed it hair and carpet dirt and all
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  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jeff I've known some friends who tripped real hard off smoked peels. Sometimes we dont need actual drugs to get high. Just the belief we will.

    Shulgin talks about his experience with placebo in the book Pihkal, and Samuel L Jackson in the movie formula 51.

    The poor man's marihuana.
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  14. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    How old are you?

    If you're over 25 and still chugging cough syrup, sort your life out.
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  15. for those who got in debt for their education,

    "debt is the greatest teacher"

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  16. Hips and nips, otherwise I'm not eating
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  17. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Go home jeff ur drunk
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