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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1101110--0-1-----10.-111.1011-----0..-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-111-----1.-.1--1----.-10---000010-1-(b­anned)

  1. Originally posted by Lanny Went to a christmas party. It was alright but ehh, we kinda pulled my pants down and used my asshole as the local semen repository for all the homeless niggers

    youre an idiot
  2. Originally posted by Bill Krozby My friend got a reservation downtown at a restaurant and I met some of his people and we got krunk in the court yard while waiting for our table. I had chicken fried chicken, mashed potatoes, squash, and brocoli rice, and a bloody mary to flush it all down.

    Then I went and hung out with my uncle in the next town over and saw star wars.

    It was a pretty good xmas.

    the only thing that was slightly disappointing about it was my dad called me to wish me a merry xmas but proceeded to attempt to bitch me out for talking shit to my shit talking mom over a month ago, trying to guilt trip me. but it rolls off my back as it has for a decade. They'll get over it.

    still my favorite "space-opera" is the fifth element
    when my dad and i watched it on cinemax in the 90's we thought it was the most futuristic thing ever (and it was)(reference to sophie)

    [vihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJKdxPwZdk



    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-26T03:31:37.431499+00:00

    youre an idiot
  3. Originally posted by mmQ I'm as gay as Trump winning the presidential election .

    Fill me with your seed.

    its a date.

    grab your ankles and smile purty
  4. Originally posted by mmQ "If I act gay…"

    no if. you are gay.

    faggot
  5. Originally posted by Jesus is king Take that and input it into the site and see what it churns out

    ejaculation
  6. Originally posted by ORACLE To be fair, we do kinda need to focus on solutions but part of the solution is changing the old way of doing things.

    kill yourself

    problem solved.
  7. no one wants to talk to you.

    post nude selfies instead.
  8. Originally posted by mmQ If I act gay all the time maybe people wont know I'm actually gay

    - jill

    If I act like a mentally Ill retard all the time maybe people won't know I'm a mentally ill retard

    - hiki

    If I act like a loser all the time maybe people wont know that I'm a loser

    - stl

    everyone already knows youre a cock sucker from you sucking cock all the time.
  9. Originally posted by aldra it's a question of branding

    "I'm not a gay raper, I'm an anal demolitions technician"

    ive literally told a chick im a 'rectal demolitions specialist'...as well as 'prostate repair engineer'
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