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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.---------------.----.----------.-.-.-.----.----------------------.-.---.----.3---------------(banned)
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Originally posted by Erekshun This reminds me about a Super Bowl one time that said no NFC team has won the Super Bowl when the temperature was below 30 degrees. I was wondering what the stats were about the barometric pressure.
exactly. someone comes up with an equation where (x-5)x(43-3) (xy-b)^33x potato = g. the only problem is they get the answer g out of coincidence and law of averages a few times but theyre missing other variables in the equation that will eventually not align up and their answer no longer applies to the original faulty equation.
real life isnt a mathematical equation where 1+2=3 every single time. there are infinite variables and that degree of prognostication with 100% certainty is a farce. jesus fuck...they cant even predict something as scientifically finite as the weather. todays weather forecast was 10% when i checked it friday. when today actually came around it started raining at 8am then it poured non-stop until about 3pm...and now the sun is out. -
Originally posted by -SpectraL "Professor Allan Lichtman has correctly predicted every US president since 1984. He says Joe Biden will defeat Trump."
https://www.dw.com/en/professor-allan-lichtman-has-correctly-predicted-every-us-president-since-1984-he-says-joe-biden-will-defeat-trump/av-55404679
thats about as accurate as tarot cards or tea leaves.
of the infinite variables involved in a presidential election this dude thinks he can pick and choose a handful and become a magic prognosticator.
i look forward to making fun of him when he is determined to be wrong.
key #4,848: when was the last time a convoy of vehement incumbent president supporters followed the pedophile competing candidates bus to make fun of them. -
Originally posted by Meikai It scares me how many Americans genuinely believe this is true if either candidate wins. There's a ton of people saying the same about Trump. There are people out there right now who are absolutely hysterical about it. There's a disturbingly common belief that the 2020 election "isn't the same" as any other election, that the stakes are apocalyptic in scale.
not apocalyptic. just another civil war in the long list of civil wars on this planet -
Originally posted by -SpectraL The guy who correctly predicted the winning President for the past 40 years straight, including Trump's 2016 win, is predicting Biden will win the 2020 election. Now, isn't that special?
im sure hell be disappointed that his winning streak has come to an end
suicide will make all his pain go away -
Originally posted by Technologist Sitting in the car for a moment. It’s snowing❄️❄️
First day of snow. It’s windy as fuck out there.
thats the universes sign that you should probably kill yourself. its an omen.
once youre buried and rotting...i mean, rotting more than normal...all will be right with the universe -
Originally posted by Technologist Ahhh no. Everyone I’ve talked to that has already voted.
you mean the ones that already voted on election day that waited 2-3 hours
youre an idiot. no one knows how long the lines on election day are going to be.
also, youre a nigger loving whore with an arachnid commune spinning webs in your festering cooch and tits that are sitting in a formaldehyde jar in the dest drawer of some tit-removal doctor.
you probably have bad breath, too -
Originally posted by Meikai I'm not saying wealth impacts your standing once you're in the military, I'm saying wealth is big determining factor in who joins the military in the first place. Obviously it's not entirely poor kids, but poor kids have way more incentive to join up regardless of their level of intelligence. Acting like they're all stupid morons is classist af. More than a small minority of service members are "cool" or "smart", but §m£ÂgØL assumes they're all fucking stupid. Why? Because he's a middle class suburbanite who can't fathom the military being someone's best option.
The rich white kids in the army? Anyone §m£ÂgØL knew growing up in the suburbs who joined the army? Yeah - probably bottom of the barrel intellects. It was the best they could do. A lot of the poor kids are only there so they can make the most of their lives though. Even average-to-smart poor folks have a ton of incentive to join, and §m£ÂgØL is too busy being a liberal elitist to recognize that.
there were tons of rich white...and asian...and indian...and iranian...kids in the military. they all had their reasons. parents 'made' them join, they wanted to get away from something (pregnant gf...parents...small shit town), adventure, etc. i knew one rich kid who intentionally joined at the bottom rung when his parents would have paid for his entirety of college but he wanted to do everything for himself without their help.
there were a ton of poor kids whos sole purpose was to be in for the minimum amount of time to get their GI Bill then get out.
