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2020-11-02 at 3:51 PM UTC in My ass is larcerated :-(
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so due to some shitty food i ate yesterday i had an ill timed episode of diarrhea this morning, and because i had to do it outside, away from my home bowl, in an un-moosleem-friemdly toilet, i had to use toilet rolls to wipe my ass clean,
and as most of you already know, wiping an ass with toilet papers will never be as clean as washing it with water can, which means that there will be some trace amount of moist, sticky shit left behind around the asshole, and between ass cheeks.
now the thing with this sticky thin film of shit was that it amplified the friction between the left cheek and the right cheek of my tight, hairless, asiatic ass and, and between it and my underpants as i sat on my racing bikes hard racing seat and rode it at a high and dangerous speed across town.
so now the area around my brown ring is larcerated and it hurts.
i wish i have hairy ass.
You need to hire a dirty mexican who's tongue you can use as toilet paper.
Mexicans make the best bidets. -
2020-11-02 at 3:28 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-11-02 at 3:27 PM UTC in I totse2001 schizophrenic
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2020-11-02 at 3:19 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-11-02 at 3:14 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by stl1 Feeling Good.
Biden ahead in all the polls.
Trump has very small chance of winning.
DUMP TRUMP.
DITCH MITCH.
BIDEN/HARRIS 2020
https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/jun/18/joe-biden-buoyed-by-fake-polls-false-reporting/
I'm table top and you should vote for me because I'm not hitler. -
2020-11-02 at 1:35 PM UTC in Aldra refuses to post about his girlfriend, becuz he is afraid of getting doxxed...My name is Hector, wordsworth, and Mongo and I'm going broke from having to pay the media for not publishing my candid moments. The time I mixed up my used diaper with my dinner bib at the $3million a plate dinner cost me a fortune
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2020-11-02 at 1:20 PM UTC in I totse2001 schizophrenic
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2020-11-02 at 1:18 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-11-02 at 12:25 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-11-02 at 12:13 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I feel like a loser
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2020-11-02 at 12:06 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentConceding the election because I know my opponent, the sock of hank the angry dwarf, is a better candidate than I am
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2020-11-02 at 12:03 PM UTC in white men overTabletop
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2020-11-02 at 12:02 PM UTC in ITS OFFICIAL. BIDEN HAS WON THE PRESIDENCY!My name is finnegan mctabletop and I concede this election to the sock of a midget.
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2020-11-02 at 2:18 AM UTC in Anyone who votes for after hearing this is completely brainwashed.I'm Joe table and I concede this election
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2020-11-02 at 2:08 AM UTC in Anyone who votes for after hearing this is completely brainwashed.My ears say, Joey nobody's better than you.
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2020-11-02 at 2:07 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsAmbroshfinnigan.
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2020-11-02 at 2:06 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I feel like a kitchen table.
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2020-11-02 at 2:05 AM UTC in ITS OFFICIAL. BIDEN HAS WON THE PRESIDENCY!I'm a kitchen table and no one is better than me.
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2020-10-31 at 4:16 PM UTC in suicide pactsMy name is Joe mama and I shit in this thread the way I shit my diapy
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2020-10-31 at 4:16 PM UTC in white men overMy name is banjo biden and I shit in this thread the way I shit my diapy
