Posts by Semiazas

1. 2018-05-19 at 10:20 PM UTC in why is israel still a real thing
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut
   They're smart enough to get the rest of you to do all that stuff?
   
   Where's the snoopy umad?
2. 2018-05-19 at 5:18 PM UTC in Fonos
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut
   One can only hope. And I don't care if that isn't a joke.
3. 2018-05-19 at 11:47 AM UTC in why is israel still a real thing
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut
   To make you all butthurt.
4. 2018-05-19 at 11:46 AM UTC in Fonos
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats what the fuck u want!

   
   Nothing. I thought you were someone cool from TC.
5. 2018-05-19 at 5:22 AM UTC in Fonos
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut
   Ok, I mixed up with Fonaplats
6. 2018-05-19 at 12:21 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut
   Spicy seafood gumbo (shrimp, crab and clam.)
   
   
7. 2018-05-16 at 9:14 PM UTC in Fonos
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut
   Is that a member here? Might not have switched over here but he was a regular in TC and somewhat active member in z.
8. 2018-05-16 at 7:04 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut
   Might make some seafood gumbo.
9. 2018-05-16 at 7:58 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT I only drink 225 cups a month

   
   Do you shit like every 15 min?
10. 2018-05-16 at 7:55 AM UTC in Urgent: bee colony swarming and collecting in backyard
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Has anyone said burn it down?
11. 2018-05-16 at 4:28 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Just eat and don't think. Foe gras is pretty much the same. If veal wasn't so tender I wouldn't eat it.
    
    hashtagvictimblaming
12. 2018-05-16 at 4 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Little fancy tonight. Midnight veal :O
    
    
13. 2018-05-15 at 4:51 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Is that chicken and avocado?

    
    Yes. It's guac, tomatoes, jalapeno, lime juice. You can do it with tuna also.
14. 2018-05-15 at 3:27 PM UTC in Redwoman and Ohfralala have both only made 2 threads...
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Archer513 I tell them how I like my sammich
    
    No need to go off script

    
    So if nobody laughs at your joke you quote and reply to yourself?
15. 2018-05-15 at 3:26 PM UTC in Redwoman and Ohfralala have both only made 2 threads...
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING It's probably like why women will never start a conversation in a bar, but will talk for hours once you do.

    
    I feel like your idea of relationships is a Jeff Foxworthy routine.
16. 2018-05-15 at 3:24 PM UTC in How much of a bum are you (1-10)
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I'm guessing 10 is homeless pigeon fighter
    
    at the moment I'm being a piece of shit so maybe 7, usually a fair bit lower

    
    Sounds like Komokazi.
    
    I'm usually a fan BuzzFeedesqe quizzes that might be helpful for this.
17. 2018-05-15 at 3:19 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Hey, it's not on the stove.
    
    
18. 2018-05-15 at 2:41 PM UTC in "Rimming"
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    How does rimming a female make you gay? I've never been pegged, don't really want to but it's kinda similar. You need to not be a prude. You're like cartoon version of a man from the 50s. I bet you're a real animal in bed.
19. 2018-05-15 at 7:48 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gumbo Thats fucking gross tho. I can't stand cooking on a dirty stove or in a dirty kitchen. One place in the house you should keep clean.

    
    Fair enough. A lot of that was mess from the meal but I hadn't cleaned the kitchen since breakfast.
20. 2018-05-15 at 2:34 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jillvalentine Slimfast mocha cappuccino protein shake 😍 and a fish sammich with sea salt baked chips.

    
    Like Pollock. Hate sea salt chips.