livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Originally posted by CandyRein
I have never met Op
I have never even texted him
He’s never had my number
His infatuation is out of control
As well as the mental illness
And anyone having “ tons of sex” isn’t so mad online on a Friday night …
Who said I was mad? Your opinion is worth less than the dirt under my nails. Know your place you ebony harlot. We all know wellhung made you his bitch on that fateful night years ago, stop hiding from the truth.
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livingelegy
motherfucker
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Who gives a shit about that retarded hippie? He ruined the beatles with his whiny hippie communist bullshit anthems. Imagine this imagine that yeah well imagine a bullet in the head you fucking loser oh wait you don't have to imagine that hahahahaha
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2020-11-22 at 4:01 AM UTC
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Your favorite daw?
livingelegy
motherfucker
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Originally posted by Jesus is king
Something you're too stupid to be able to use
wowie mr. online rudey pants. you won't make many friends on the world wide web with that attitude!
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2020-11-23 at 7:07 AM UTC
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Why don't you like me?
livingelegy
motherfucker
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Originally posted by Bugz
livingalegy what the fuck are you talking about. This is a spinoff of Totse/Zoklet
disfunctional HQ of the net.
I'v seen people cheer the deaths of people from this bored. asking them if they're serious and they reply they were. a few, most dont but a few have.
or they have too much pride to admit it sadden them.
Got damn it I can't fix this fucking draw latch on my office desk. cheap faggot furniture in the non homosexual sense
I was a totse subscriber from waaaay back before the launch of the website when it was still a ink-on-paper 'zine and it was never like this, the readers composed a good community of kind hearted individuals who were brave enough to show real brotherly love to people who were total strangers to them. I still remember the scripture sharing special editions every second sunday where totse readers would write in to the editors and share and elucidate inspiring religious passages from their holy books of their particular religion. you're probably too young to remember the physical totse mags but they were a secular utopia of spirit building inspirational stories from readers around the world. it was a community to be proud of, until the totse brand was bought out by a shady Congolese world wide web entrepreneur who converted it into the dark corner of the web you all know it for, now I wander the internet trying to spread the gospel of the old totse I once knew like a dinosaur in a koi pond.
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2020-11-20 at 12:50 AM UTC
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DURRRRRRR
livingelegy
motherfucker
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2020-11-01 at 5:26 AM UTC
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Sex Pisses Me Off
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I am so fucking tired of sex. It's everywhere and i feel like it's impossible to avoid. It's in movies. It's in all music. Most songs are about sex and even if you enjoy music without lyrics sex is still part of it because people read sex into EVERYTHING including totally wholesome ambient music like aphex twin like "Hahaha wow this song has such a chill vibe and it's more than 4 minutes long so it's definitely intended to fuck someone while you're listening to it" heaven forbid someone enjoy music because it sounds good.
Hack authors put out of place sex scenes in their novels because they think that their own special super duper unique description of the way two characters fuck helps characterization which is retarded because sex is nothing but a biological function of humans. It's the same as writing a shitting scene into the novel to build up the shitters character. It's the same concept. Everyone shits. Everyone has sex. And describing to the reader the way a character shits wouldn't build any characterization whatsoever. It's the same with sex scenes. They don't add anything at all but these hack authors read about Sigmund Freud so they think they're oh so deep and intelligent by trying the "characterization by way of sex scene" route that's just bland and unoriginal at this point.
In society if you're happy to be single and don't need sex people assume you're some kind of creep and that you must have some shameful secret sexual lust that you're trying to hide. Society is built around sex. If you enjoy hobbies such as reading and cinema more than sex you're made into an outcast because sex is supposed to be the greatest thing ever and oh my God it's just impossible that somebody wouldn't enjoy sex more than anything else in the world. It's like when you become of legal age you're meant to put your entire personal life and all your interests on the back burner and focus all your free time on the pursuit of sex.
It's disgusting! Sex is gross animalistic behavior and so society's focus on sex only proves that most of humanity never evolved past being instinct crazed primates.
Consider eunuchs. After being castrated, their mentality is no longer clouded by sick sexual impulses and they usually procede to thrive in their field and become an expert. It just goes to show that the pervasive idea of sex only serves to hold people back. A country run by eunuchs would be a utopia.
Sex, sex, sex. I'm tired of hearing about it and it seems like it's all anybody cares about.
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2020-11-06 at 12:26 AM UTC
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😂
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Just queried my crystal ball, it told me this shit show won't sell any tickets, is going to bomb, and most of the target audience won't go see it (gee wilikers it's almost like minorities and females didn't enjoy Bond movies in the first place and the only thing this move did was ignite a small publicity wave and piss off actual Bond fans)
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livingelegy
motherfucker
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imagine you're a woman
it isn't hard to do
low muscle mass, no testes
daily estrogen, too
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livingelegy
motherfucker
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We should replace the Star Spangled Banner with Any Way You Want It (That's the Way I Need It) can you name a more quintessentially American song?
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livingelegy
motherfucker
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Biden fans don't do stuff like this.
Nah Biden fans do stuff like condoning and participating in riots, bragging about commiting voter fraud, and campaigning for a senile old man in the throes of severe dementia because they're immature, idiotic political tribalists. If you retards would just vote independent (e.g. Green Party) we'd have a chance at getting someone with principles, maybe even YOUR principles, into the white house but as it stands you morons insist on throwing yourselves into the mainstream leftie propaganda mill and so when it comes down to it, since we now have a choice between a babbling moronic failure who attempts to pander to minorities and only results in further alienating them (check the stats on black Trump voters: Bidens horse shit has only turned more of the Black community to Trump) and an entertaining buffoon who nonetheless puts America first, Trump is the most logical option, roaming militias be damned.
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2020-10-31 at 9:06 AM UTC
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"Duurrr you aren't Asian"
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Before I read this thread I couldn't imagine someone actually wanting to be an asian enough to go on the internet and blatantly lie about their genealogy. Asians sell fake plastic rice to one another and eat dog meat. What sort of sick asshole would actually identify with such a race of morally bankrupt subhumans?
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