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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-----.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-..----.-..-.-.-.-.-.----.-.-.-..-.-.-.--.-.----------(b­anned)

  1. Originally posted by ORACLE DONALD GAY CHUMP PANICKING HARD LOL

    "Trump files emergency request with Supreme Court to stop release of his tax returns"

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-tax-returns-emergency-request-supreme-court/

    the only one panicking is the biden camp after that laptop kerfuffle.
  2. Originally posted by Technologist Cool story bro.

    stupid story, ho
  3. Originally posted by Grylls Dunno it just looks like pandora?

    She's offering to pay for my flight to thailand, I won't let her do that though

    My ex also paid for my flight to thailand which I accepted about a year ago and my friends were like… wtf a thai girl payed for YOUR flight you're full of shit, but it's trueee!

    I sent a swarovski bracelet for her birthday also

    that was a dude, dummy

    youre about to get sex trafficked

    you should go
  4. Originally posted by Grylls Go masturbate over her you loser

    that dude has a bigger dick than you do

    and that isnt saying much
  5. Originally posted by Grylls Dunno but that wasn’t her

    Ok here





    Absolute beauty

    he'll make you a fine husband as long as he teaches you to be a good little wifey
  6. Originally posted by Bugz hey this is an obligatory reply. but i have generic viagra now that the copyright/trademark whatever is over. they and cialis work. my meds lower my blood preasure a bit much.. these send the blood to my junk. i sometimes take a medcation vacation from everything to clean myself out. erection is easier so its mostly the meds. the 20 something get weirded out by my TMI im trying to organize myself and find progression in the quality that is left past 50

    you dont get an award for masturbating your palms into 4th degree friction burns
  7. Originally posted by Narc To get a comparison between British and American forces fighting ability you just got to look at two battles. Hamburger hill and mount tumbledown. See how American forces perform when trying to take a hill that has thick jungle for cover and in near tropical temperatures. Compared to how britsh manage taking a mountain with zero cover in sub zero south Atlantic climates while it was snowing
    you want a comparison about fighting ability...go ask north korean about the good job they did larping as a bombing range

    they did such a good job the bombers literally ran out of targets and literally bombed bomb craters for the practice
  8. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol please. We have more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined. The UK couldn't beat the US with every other nation in the world behind it.

    there is no 'we' you dumb wetback s­hitskin

    youre a dirty little beaner who takes nigger cocks up your dirty little beaner shitter.

    you arent in any 'we' involving aircraft carriers unless theyre parking in your cavernous asshole.
  9. Originally posted by Zanick Move something from one place to another, literally or figuratively. Do this with lots of things for a while and try getting into management.

    ill pay you to move my semen from my ballsack to your esophagus. literally.
  10. Originally posted by ORACLE Something fun and varied, maybe outdoors.

    I was thinking of becoming a park ranger or something. Maybe inside the city, security or delivery or something?

    I also want to work as a machinist.

    ill pay you to be my personal fluffer.

    using your tonsils.
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