Posts by theshroomguy

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/shocking-moment-furious-cyclist-pulls-massive-zombie-knife-on-car-in-south-london-a3852896.html

"The terrifying dashcam footage shows a blue Volkswagen drive out into London Road, Croydon, forcing a cyclist to swerve to avoid being hit.

With the car stuck in a line of traffic and unable to move, the enraged cyclist pulls a massive blade out and launches a frenzied attack.

Brandishing the knife, he kicks the vehicle and slashes at the windows while the driver cowers inside.

Police said no arrests have been made after the shocking incident
After the cyclist moves to the other side of the car and smashes one of the windows, the driver is forced to jump out and run for his life.

No arrests have been made after the incident on Wednesday evening, Scotland Yard said.

A spokeswoman said: “Police were called on Wednesday, May 30 at around 5pm to reports of males smashing a car window in London Road, Croydon"

All i can say is thank my lucky stars i live in a state where id be well within my rights to put this subhuman down. It must blow in europe where you basically gotta take it up the ass from phycopath scum like this, or face jail time yourself!

2016-09-24 at 8:55 PM UTC in Walked in on my wife cheating on me last week

theshroomguy Houston

What kind of dipshit has the nerve to come back to the same place he was caught fucking another mans wife in and actually stays when he sees the guy there?

2016-09-24 at 8:46 PM UTC in I am DRUNK. Ask me anything.

theshroomguy Houston

ever drank LTD on an empty stomach?

2016-09-01 at 7:59 PM UTC in Help troll a facebook pedo

theshroomguy Houston

lol someone already made a page about him hahah https://www.facebook.com/Anthony-Dallman-is-a-CHOMO-1581225448848472/

2016-09-01 at 7:30 PM UTC in Help troll a facebook pedo

theshroomguy Houston

lol

2016-09-01 at 7:22 PM UTC in Help troll a facebook pedo

theshroomguy Houston

So today i got this random notice on some fb group i joined long ago but forgot about. Normally i wouldn't care but this guy looks such a huge doucher that i might as well expose him to the ppl of this site if only for the lols He's talked about watching girls at a local middle school and has actually contacted young girls as well. https://www.facebook.com/YounggThugga

2016-06-14 at 6:06 PM UTC in Being a sovereign citizen

theshroomguy Houston

wonder how sovereign theyll feel when a nightstick cracks their face lol.

2015-12-12 at 7:08 PM UTC in Have you ever taken Strattera

theshroomguy Houston

I was given that garbage once when i was 10, took it once and became dizzy as fuck. years later a friend told me the dizziness was a precursor to hallucinations. fuck that

2015-10-10 at 8:14 PM UTC in Would you call the cops on a shitfaced driver ?

theshroomguy Houston

Heh, some people can be so incredibly stupid about driving drunk. A few years ago me and a friend had a ton of beer and went to see a movie. Trip to the theater was fine. the trip back however was when it got dumb. To be fair my friend was actually driving pretty good for all the beer and liqour he had. only going maybey 4 miles above the speed limit at most. We made it all the way to the entrance of my complex and of course those damn red and blues come on right as we pull in.

Cop walks up and asks for his shit. But then this dude starts slurring his words and acting like a retard in front of this pissed off cop who claimed to have followed us with his lights on for 7 blocks even though i knew that was a load of crap. He asks us both to step out of the car, has me sit on the curb and makes my friend sit on his back bumper. But seeing as my friend is suddenly acting like a dumbass he leans against his car door instead of sitting where the officer told him to. Long story short they ask us some questions then another car is called to take him away and allowed to go home. Pretty damn relieved cause i was under age at the time and i was hiding some bud of his on me to boot.

People who cant play it cool in front of the cops really piss me off. Last time i ever ride drunk with anyone

2015-07-20 at 1:45 PM UTC in Why im never middle manning ever again

theshroomguy Houston

The guy with the knife sold u out by threatening your other boy and then didn't even hook u up for hooking him up. And your friend that mixed up the bags, he most likely was trying to get over on the knife dude and got screwed himself. Then he wants to blame you. Both of them sound like dickheads. Cut both of them off.

Dude with the knife implied to my friend who mixed the bags that he was threatening me. Which Pissed me off cause I didn't have anything to do with his so called mistake of pocketing their gram.

2015-07-20 at 1:20 PM UTC in Why im never middle manning ever again

theshroomguy Houston

The whole thing was dumb as Fuck, wish my states mmj program wasn't such complete highway robbery so I wouldn't have to deal with these kind of sheisters.

2015-07-19 at 11:37 PM UTC in Why im never middle manning ever again

theshroomguy Houston

[FONT=Proxima Nova][SIZE=15px]So im hooking someone up through one of my friends ppl. me and the friend both get in this guys car and drive to the dealers house. Person were hooking up gives him 20 bucks and my friend gets out and go to his guy. friend comes back and gives them this sack thats obviously less than a gram. dude gets mad about it and shows his knife to us.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Proxima Nova][SIZE=15px]So my friend goes back to his connects house then returns to the car 5 minutes later. It seemed my friend made a "mistake" and gave them the bag that the dealer put in extra for him instead of the main gram. After a semi awkward ride back home my friend gets out first and the guy refuses to give my friend his cut. Anyone could see they were obviously pissed but chill about it. after they exchange a few words i get out of the car and we walk back. Apparently my freind didn't get his cut and said he threatened him with the knife even though im sitting right there and he isint even acting agressive.or threating at all. He even said we were good.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Proxima Nova][SIZE=15px]And now my friend says i owe him cause he didn't get anything out of this deal. I have a hard time believing im at fault when he's the one who could have gotten me killed over his so called mistake and pissing him off into not giving him anything. Needless to say im never hanging with that dude again.

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2015-06-30 at 6:49 AM UTC in ppl who wanna fight you over internet bullshit

theshroomguy Houston

Guy above me gets it

2015-06-30 at 4:56 AM UTC in ppl who wanna fight you over internet bullshit

theshroomguy Houston

Lol if this clown actually shows I got a Billy club with his name on it. Shooting him could be more legally problematic though.... Whats even more hilarious is that he Supposdley has my ip. Bitch please

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