Originally posted by Meikai
I've been reading too much 40k nonsense and took this opportunity to engage in a little creative writing exercise. I apologize for my unseemly outbursts.
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Michael Myers
victim of incest
[divide your nonresilient tucker]
Originally posted by Meikai
As a 30 year old tranny I would just like to submit my expert testimony: this is definitely how a 15 year old girl talks. Anyone who thinks this might be a "65 year old man pretending to be a young girl of (frankly, indeterminate) age" or "some retard who isn't even trying to come across as what they say they are" is clearly kidding themselves. I have never seen a more viscerally real example of a 15 year old from 2024's speech patterns. My faith in this is unshakeable. The reality of everything I have said in this post is unquestionable. You are a 15 year old girl.
Yessir.
I'm still convinced OP is a LARPing middle-aged man. I know zoomer speak and let me tell you, "This ain't it, chief."
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Only solution is to make a salt warding circle around the mouse and leave it be. In time the wayward spirit shall either reconsider it's defiance or you shall outlast it till its defiance becomes irrelevant and itself replaced.
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