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Posts That Were Thanked by Meikai

  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Meikai For what it's worth, I actually am more inclined to trust you than anyone else I know who could credibly make me a similar offer. And I figured you weren't offering to write me something malicious in hopes that I'd accept the offer and use it against myself.

    I might honestly be the evil one here, like… if I were you, I'd include a little something. You know? A lil something to make it easy to mess with them. Just in case. What if I ever became big mad with the person in the future? No harm preparing for the possibility. "I'll probably never use it", I'd tell myself. "It's benign, harmless, accessible only to me - it's a stretch to even call including it malicious!" And if I do decide to use it, they'll deserve it! So including it is only harmful if they deserve it, in which case I should include it. That's how I'd see it and what I'd do in the case of people I like.

    If I was even just ambivalent towards them, I probably wouldn't be able to help myself from actively messing with them a little in "harmless and fun" ways, just for being silly enough to run whatever I wrote. They'd deserve it. I will not speak of the depths I'd go to if I actually hated that person, because my ignorance makes it impossible to do justice to the level of harm I would seek to cause.

    And like I said: the only kind of defense or security I'm capable of having an effect on is social engineering stuff. Even though you wouldn't need me to manually run a program, it's still not in my interests to accept such an offer. For the same reason it's not in a loving mother's interests to take a pill which will make her want to kill her toddler, or even just make her open to the idea of killing the toddler. My computer is my baby and while I might not be strong enough to protect it from every threat, it's exceedingly easy for me to protect it from myself by simply… not becoming willing to become a walking talking ACE exploit.

    Having one foot in the door as it were just in case, means you're not acting in good faith when presenting someone with what amounts to a gift of time and effort. Speaking of time, having one foot in, would save me approximately a minute or two. And if you are going to open the door anyway, you might as well walk in and pop their box right then and there, set up persistence, and simply connect when you feel like it. I believe in reciprocity, i need a good reason to A) violate your trust B) Turn you into a Borg drone. Like i was alluding to, should i open the door i'm not gonna leave it open and walk away snickering to myself, no, i'm coming in. Half measures are no measures.

    Also if i were to operate on a "just in case" mode of behavior, what's stopping me from turning everything i touch into another drone.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung Scron and Meikai are together so each person has a place to eat, sleep and get high.

    saves one of them having to camp outside the other's house and spend time together via a pair of binoculars and heavy breathing over the telephone
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  3. OH THE SEMANTICS!
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  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Meikai Hmmmmmmmmm. I dunno. Maybe. I felt like I would be less careless with, say, a painting I made but… maybe not? I can't tell really, because I generally don't make anything else. Essentially my only 'creative' output is shitposts and memes. Could also just be that shitposts and memes are linked in my head, and saving all the dumbshit pics I make would in some sense be like saving a copy of every dumb shitpost I write. Blah. idk πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

    I have a corrupt a wish thingy for you. Well sort of, the parameters are; you get to request i write you a program, benign, malicious, or useless doesn't matter. So wish granted, but every time you start it you have to sit through 5 popups that last 30 seconds each, and you can't close because no cheating. And the popups will have a random shitpost you made pulled directly from NIS.
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  5. Originally posted by Meikai

    not sure if u get this frala but i hope so

    i hope somebody here gets it anyway

    You made the Spit on Your Grave poster gender neutral?
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  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € "Highlighter Cap Holder"

    CAP'S LOCKED
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  7. Post modern feminine slasher revenge body
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  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m surprised no one here has guessed where I got Irma from since you’re all weirdos.

    Your gentry birth certificate
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  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Meikai learning her name is supposedly irma was a trip

    no wonder she fucks wit kafka. living your whole life with the name of a 97 year old landed woman of gentle birth has got like… at least half of franz kafka's usual themes covered.



    shit is definitely absurd, and probably caused a lot of anxiety because it haaaaaad to have alienated her from her peers. fuck, is it even okay for me to refer to them as her peers? as a member of the gentry she might have me flogged in the streets for the disrespect of comparing her to the people of the lower classes. or worse, she might misconstrue it as me mocking her family's lack of peerage if she's a particularly prickly irma. im sorry you dont have a coat of arms, kaf.

    I’m surprised no one here has guessed where I got Irma from since you’re all weirdos.
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  10. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Rare video of vinny sashaying around his natural habitat

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  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Meikai why would i do that? i dont want scron to get hurt

    (no im not saying he'd lose a fight. participating in a fight is enough to sustain injury regardless of who "wins".)

    but also, bradlee constantly saying he wants to bang me seems like this'd make it more about scron's honor than my own. insofar as the fight pertained to me at all, it could only be in weird as shit caveman ways.

    Definitely some cavemen shit. Which is to say, a social process deeply rooted in our evolution, biology, and psychology. Since you're his waifu you need to recognize this most ancient of rituals. If scron is a man and not a pussy he will feel the need to protect you. Even if he gets hurt in the process. The point you're missing is that it is an act of love to sacrifice something of oneself for another, and due to the sacrifice he will have done his duty, and in it a noble deed.

    Take this away from him, and you run the risk of damaging him far greater than any punch ever could.

    And if he does not want to do it, for whatever reason, then he deserves nothing but scorn and mockery. For when the hour came, he was to busy with himself to fulfill his duty. Egocentric, self-absorbed, pathetic.
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  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Don't make me bust open my ebin vfx design digital chest of masterworks going back to the Zoklet days, fam.
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  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Meikai Why the Eiffel? Just an aesthetic thing? Or have you secretly calculated what that'd be like, and the tower is coincidentally juuuuust tall enough that you'd die without it taking so long to hit the ground that you'd have time for regret?

    I’m cultured.
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    transactional
    trans actional
    trans action anal

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  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai i know specific requests are generally frowned upon/are completely ignored as a matter of course, but something to indicate that i am astonishingly irony poisoned and almost fundamentally incapable of being a serious human being wud be good. for my sake, sure, but more importantly for the sake of neurodivergent users everywhere.


    Box Jellyfish?
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  16. good person
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    cross-eyed rabbi
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  18. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Testicle Twister
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  19. Originally posted by Meikai new users unfamiliar with my histoire won't get it, and it def ain't gonna help the neurodivergent amongst us to correctly interpret all my posts in the appropriate insane/ironic/idiotic light, but its solid home run for the old heads.

    Ok ok fine banana peel
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  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Yes, because i want it to be. And as the heart on Pluto itself my heart has a little image of Pluto on it.
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