aldra
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it bugs me that you went with B instead of D
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Pleas e to meet you my name is Richard Tective and ive been assigned to this case. The only way to do this right is to make sure that Ms. [NAME REDACTED]’s bias doesnt rub its crusty taint all over the indisputable 📠 of our case. So im going to ask that you ignore her and forward all pertinent info to my inbox where it will be thoroughly vetted and prizes awarded based on juiciness and specificity.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
PS: Also i know you likely thought I was that one fat junkie. Just to avoid any confusion- that was simply my undercover identity. Ive been trailing a certain “polish sausage” witha taste for “young buns” for about 15 years now, and i needed to embed myself in fringe internet gamerspeak “hotnigger” communities.
For the sake of transparency tough, i am in fact severely obese and addicted to gas station heroin but that is entirely coincidental i assure you.
Your Brother in Christ,
Richard B. Tective
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2023-05-02 at 2:46 AM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
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2023-05-01 at 9:52 PM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
Originally posted by Kafka
Migh probably wondering what he's got himself into.
OOOOOOOOOO THE BLACK WINDOW
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I’d be more intimidated by my amazing personality …that can’t be bought … beauty is sold in stores …
😜❤️
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You’re intimidated by my extreme feminine aura aren’t you ?
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Apparently that is what insurance companies assume about me whenever I try to file a claim.
Im out 600 dollars today because my Child Care FSA account is through a shitty fucking company.
It's a use it or lose it account and no matter how much supporting documentation I give they continue to refuse to process my claim for this or that made up ass excuse.
I googled them and the first result was of 500+ 1 star reviews stating they are theives.
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OOOOOOOOOOOO
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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There was arguably a number of years she was half decent looking, it fluctuated, just saying. I understand theres A LOT of bad pictures, she did not age well at all. But in her younger years she didn't look too bad
the short hair doesn't help
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It’s times like these we learn to love again
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2023-04-17 at 3:56 PM UTC
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AI general Thread
aldra
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the year is 2035, and he receives a video message from a man in a mask stating that bombs will go off across the US if he doesn't announce on TV that 'MY NAME IS CHRIS JENNER AND I AM A MAN'.
he immediately organises the announcement and a news crew turns up to the house inside an hour. a technician begins a livestream. he looks at the camera, and begins the announcement -
"MY NAME IS CHR-"
Jenner is on the ground. video links are dead. he looks up, dazed, to find a metallic, yet somehow sweaty hand covering his mouth. he's unable to shift his weight under the family's robotic assistant, whose single red eye stares into him.
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Caitlyn"
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2023-04-16 at 2:55 PM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
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2023-04-15 at 6:48 PM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
Originally posted by Meikai
I… am unsure how you think pregnancy works.
This is what I'm saying! She claims to be so smart and then gets basic stuff mixed up. No wonder she put her mom in hospital, we are dealing with retard strength here folks.
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Originally posted by Meikai
oh god oh fuck i need to play more of this but the fucking elves are freaking out because i offered them a mug encrusted with mussel shells. YOU FUCKING KNIFE EARED PRICKS WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KILLED THEM THEY'RE SEASHELLS I MEAN I DID KILL THEM MUSSELS ARE LIKE HALF MY FORT'S DIET BUT YOU HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT
MusselStud69
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2023-04-14 at 7:01 PM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
Originally posted by Meikai
Frala smells like sweaty pennies, Kafka is a murderer who molests children, DTE is a groomer who pushed her children into stripping, and CandyRein is black.
Damn I don't even get a mention
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2023-04-14 at 6:16 PM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
K I am off to go buy some new sheets. Everybody have a good day and drink enough water.
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2023-04-14 at 3:16 PM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
aldra
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2023-04-14 at 4:45 AM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
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that looks like a bib made for the king of the cattle ranchers
thanks, I hate it
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2023-04-14 at 4 AM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
aldra
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Originally posted by frala
Yeah because you all need to be handled with kid gloves.
you have special gloves for touching kids?
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