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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........................................................................ (banned)

  1. Originally posted by netstat it has nothing to say

    its not supposed to say anything. nothing other than some gagging or choking sounds if youre doing it right.
  2. Originally posted by netstat what about when the operators of the simulation decide to turn us off? we'll just be gone too, no lasting meaning or value

    that.

    the objects created or acquired in the game are not only not real but they dont even belong to the player that pays to play the game. every EULA im familiar with says so.

    one stupid ass game i used to play literally banned players for selling in-game items on ebay for real life cash.
  3. Originally posted by rabbitweed I'm pretty happy with this progression.

    Back in 2013 I was at rock bottom. Hadn't had sex for years, was living with my family who I hated, no job, no degree.

    Soy came to visit and encouraged me to finish my degree. In late 2013 I had sex again which caused Nelson Mandela to die. I graduated early 2014, and got my first real job a few months later.

    This being NIS I'm sure some of you will tell me how you earn 10 times more money than you did half an hour ago, or shit on me because you think I'm flexing. I'm not even flexing, I'm just so pleased I've made progress because for most my adult life I was pretty sure I'd be a complete loser or kill myself.

    hell...for me 2013 was my peak year for sex. i was making so much porn i literally had to get a new, larger drive to store it. my first TB-sized drive.

    now im going for quality over quantitty.
  4. Originally posted by HTS Sounds lame tbqh. Why spend time in this reality when other realities are objectively better in every way except for the small fact that they are not in fact realities at all.

    no. theyre not. youre brainwashing yourself.

    theres nothing tangible in the matrix...no value...no redeeming qualities. create something in a video game it is literally nothing that exists and as soon as the power goes off it never existed.

    things in real life are tangible, usable, and have value.
  5. i have a better idea.

    forego the fake reality and spend more time in the real world
  6. Originally posted by Bill Krozby what are you talking about I can slap my own asshole with my balls and dick. guy who got embarrassed and took his lil dickie pic down. Everyone knows I have a big dick and its definitely bigger than yours short stop.

    Do we need to do a dick measuring contest? You'd lose just like how lanny the tranny lost to me at the live weigh in.

    pics or it didnt happen
  7. Originally posted by netstat I support finny being allowed to post for the simple reason that he is one of a small handful of people on here who I'm willing to believe has actual experience with firearms and explosives

    it doesnt matter. lanny is experiencing such severe feminine itch and burning from me schooling him on meat that his fragile ego has no choice but to continue his homoerotic tantrum.
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we thank you for your valuable anal-lysises.

    the best kind of anal.

    also...anyone that has ever pulled the pin from a hand grenade knows that it really isnt as easy as they show on TV. and no one is using their teeth. not teeth they want to keep, anyway
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