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  1. Originally posted by Bill Krozby right… thats why you spam the same thing over and over and it took you over a year to learn how to use image tags faggot

    thats how long it takes for you to grasp the most simple of concepts.

    the same reason you still arent housebroken and your mother has to change your diaper
  2. Originally posted by Bill Krozby aahhhHHHH-DDDDURRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    youre so fucking stupid and terminally socially retarded that you have no ability to grasp the concept of how fucking absolutely idiotic you are.

    that being the case, ill place it into a perspective that you may…or probably wont…be able to cross reference in your own non-functional mind.

    every time you make a post, regardless of how epic you think it sounds in your own nigger-cum addled mind, it makes the collective user base literally cringe in pain. the best analogy your broken brain might comprehend is, picture a high-society social gathering in an exclusive facility reserved for only the top 1% where everyone is dressed in their finest attire, doing whatever it is the aristocracy does, then through an abject sense of depraved humor the universe sends some random tourrets-infested retard confined to a wheelchair, drooling all over his saliva-saturated bib, rolling his mechanical wheelchair through the double solid-oak doors at a high rate of speed, plowing over the beautiful-people, then screeches to a halt in the middle of the room, with everyone staring at him aghast. after a few moments of silence, through dribbling strings of saliva, the retard opens its lips and lets out a screeching 'aahhhHHHH-DDDDURRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!'

    youre the retard.
  3. Originally posted by Technologist Midnight and Roxy. Midnight is 9 and Roxy 3 1/2.

    no one wants to know the dick size of your pet dildos
  4. Originally posted by Technologist My sex partners

    fixed for accuracy
  5. Originally posted by -SpectraL They're really hard to strike a bargain with, too. With the high voice and the bickering and everything. They always want more.

    ive literally been thrown out of the 'everything $1' at the flea market for repeatedly arguing with the chinks that run the place

    i didnt want to buy anything...i just wanted to argue because of the ridiculous prices they were marking things up
  6. Originally posted by Technologist [image][/image]

    I finally did it, but how do I get rid of the image tags?

    you wish you needed a gynecologist. you need a deep-drill oil rig with an entire crew of roughnecks.
  7. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've got a headache again but sometimes its alright if you do. I went to tysons tacos last with a "friend" and I didn't have a mask so I took off my sweater and told him to hold it while I took off my shirt to use as a mask. I think though walking back home I dropped my favorite shirt that was around my neck and I was pretty upset about it because it was my favorite shirt from torchies.

    I go out a little while ago and its rush hour and some guy honks at me, totally cat calling raaaare, points downward towards me piece and I just blow it off but I relize of shit I don't have my bandana and I went and picked it up and put it back in my pocket and the dude actuallly went all the way around the block and pulled up to me telling me I dropped my mask and I was like Hey thanks bud and he apologized for honking at me. Some people are actually looking out for other people.

    We live in a world of sickness, war, hate, and poverty and I stick to myself for the most part but its always really surprising when someone goes out of their way to help someone out, but I'm like that too to an extent so I get it.

    I hope you all have a good friday night. I'm just going to be smoking as I'm trying to cut back on the drinking. I did feel really out of wack this morning though over losing my shirt.

    If anyone wants to come watch the cube with us tonight you're welcome as long as you use your real name.

    saunter your pretty little ass on over here and ill come so close to your prostate that your eyeballs will pop out like a deranged chihuaha after it sat on a live high-voltage line.
  8. Originally posted by Grylls Wouldn't I have a heart attack?

    no.

    the livestock would.

    and the farmer if he caught you
  9. Originally posted by Grylls I got them from a friend recently, not that I need them but thought it would be fun to try them out





    I tried a couple out but they didn’t do anything besides make me feel more horny but thats kinda like a placebo effect I guess

    Have YOU ever tried it?

    Discuss

    go to the local petting zoo then snort the whole lot of the pills
  10. Originally posted by Technologist Oops

    thats what your mother said when she went to take a shit and you fell out of her asshole into the toilet water instead
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