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  1. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I slept good.
    Woke up and went to the doughnut shop.
    Now we are taking the long way home while stopping at garage sales.

    I want to clone an army of you nothing but 100 fonaplats named andrew and place either 2 in every state of our union OR all one hundred to make gnarly screaching noises and sinus honks while jumping up and down on Infinityshocks shingle infested skeleton flab
  2. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by ORACLE Fags fags cooter fags

    Corruption is in the fags' minds and the footer knows the toll.

    hurrrrrrrrrderrrrrfr
  3. TJ Houston
    chester the molester was his sinsae
  4. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Actually he molested a 12 year old girl

    https://protectthekids.wordpress.com/2009/06/05/maciej-wieslaw-lata-appears-in-court-on-molestation-charges/

    lata??

    like the name of Andy Kauffman's character on taxi



    de de dank u vedy much!
  5. TJ Houston
    Russians..fire de'missiles
  6. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by ORACLE Maybe you're a fursuit degenerate that Fox keeps to dogfuck in his basement. Maybe it's Maybelline.

    fox fox rooster fox.

    corruption is in the foxes minds and the rooster knows the toll.
  7. TJ Houston
    i heard in one of the other jumpin rooms i was free range . why was a beige color chopper hovering over me?
  8. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Cool story bro, tell it again.

    im the new and improved TJ. was that you and your bromo I saw sitting at sf giants stadium off of forth?.

    I enjoyed the book but my sis took it away
  9. TJ Houston
    Im not in favore of home made drugs to self medicate aka Meth or some designer drug. but if you legalize it, let the pharmacy make it and sell it and just tell people "don't be high on the street and everything will be OK" dont harass people not high because they're working or they're not in your field of thought.

    i mean imagine how much this would be a good thing over a bad thing. Oh no the kids will get hooked and high. No they wont. they'll get monitored or the tabboo effect will wear off.

    and drug lords will stop murdering innocent farmers in mexico or even here in the USA
  10. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Mom You need to stop communicating with my son Cameron ( Hikki ) , you are rotten and you are turning him rotten too.

    Cameron, I know you don't understand what is going on right now and why you don't see your dad that much and I want so bad to help you and explain to you that it has nothing to do with you.

    In these uncertain times I am so blessed to get to spend everyday with you. I love watching you grow and learn. You get so excited at all the smallest things in life. Your love for all things and how you smile at all times just melts my heart. You have the biggest impact on everyone around you in this life. You some how make it so no matter what happens or is going on that I sit back and appreciate that I am lucky, how could anyone want to miss this? You do things that amaze me and some things make me mad but I know you are learning my sweet boy and I have to be okay with that.

    As time goes on and you get older things will change and you won't want your mommy around all the time, or to tell me things but just know that I am always here for you no matter what, and I won't ever judge you.

    As you turn twenty six years old I can see that you are full of attitude and have much spunk. You love playing with all the balls in the world, your "tools", doing crafts and in your kitchen. You also love looking for cars and trucks on the street and puppies and kitties are your absolute favorite!

    look up. top of the page. go from there
  11. TJ Houston
    disdains

    noun
    plural noun: disdains

    The feeling of being a Brick


    yeah whatever
  12. TJ Houston
    Before most of you were born (except the Gerital Generation guy Infinityshock) things were just acceptable that cops took your weed and you were happy they at the last moment tell you you're free to go but dont let me see you out here again with weed and beer (they usually took or made you poor it out)

    Knowing damn well the weed didn't go into the evidence locker without a police report to go with it.

    it was a game. don't get caught by the cops. hide in the trees or some shit. then cop cars no doubt got infrared cameras to look for kids hiding or cars with heated engines that you know someone is parked but no one out in the open. maybe they went in their house, but that piece of shit second hand car looks like a teens car with the fake ass hood scoop mounted.

    then shit got more advance and rules more strict. no one gets to park their cars and get the keys from the station in the morning or "I will drive by and this car better be parked for at least 8 hours"

    I mean shit got real militant with the cops the rules and your fucking privacy. FUCK BUSH AND FUCK THE PATRIOT ACT even though we know it was in existence prior.. at least the practices.

    HIKKI anything with a red LED light. you know what I'm talking about.
  13. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo meta thread Im feelin it

    Side car it, bitch. see if I give fucks
  14. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo IT DOESN'T MATTER

  15. TJ Houston
    Hikki. You're being watched. everything in your house is watching you. Your fridge, your dishwasher (if you have one) the washer and dryer. everything with a red IR light is watching you day and night. a pixel or two on your tv is both a pixel and camera with mics.

    they know what you're going to do before you do it. Siren Server is what it was originally called. the collective inputs of the world and divided into sub categories with sub categories and so on.. and the one that you fit neatly in is feeding the server everything you're going to do in the future.

    so don't challenge that line of deception that you're a free range bird. You're not.
  16. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Original User I am user 0. Any questions forward it to my secretary, Little Sporty

    I was here when it all started and I saw everything that went down from the get go.

    Was this before or after Lanny's post to me at Zoklet was removed (and most of Zoklet) from archive.org


    Little Sporty is high off the fumes of that big ass of hers. He's now the perverted puppet of Being John Malkovich. Lala is a perversion and has a personal hate for me. and I caught her intentions during a drunk moment.

    ;)
  17. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer (banned) you can dispense with the foreplay and small talk. its a sure thing. you have a date that is going to ramrod your orifices better than your uncle benny along with all his friends together ever could.

    you probably should bring a suture kit with you if you want to keep your own internal organs….internal.

    At first I was laughing that you thought I was someone else because of Uncle Benny but then I was all like Ohh shit.. we used to call this guy that as kids


    Fuck off you out dated square peg. You always were made fun of and you always will and this is the only way you can fight your internal demons of being picked on your entire life. saying icky icky things.

    you fucking faggot
  18. TJ Houston
    "But what does this have to do with Mike Pence"
  19. TJ Houston
    2400bps

    Originally posted by Obbe What is this??
  20. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer (banned) its a date. bring your own KY otherwise im goin in dry and the only lubrication you get is the bodily fluids from your torn orifices.

    Aren't you like 90 by now. You probably would have a prolapsed lower GI pulling your prostate out of your own ass just by trying to flex up on me.

    It's time for you to be placed in the HOME old man.
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