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2020-07-27 at 11 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................... Yung Blood (banned)
Originally posted by -SpectraL The only way to pass the test is either not be on drugs or get a clean sample from someone who isn't.
i know someone who used someone else as a guinea pig on how to pass a drug test. it worked
this is some straight up josef mengele-tier shit.
as soon as the knowledge of the test comes about, continuously chug clean water until almost sick
obtain about 250ml (at least) of clean urine
as late as possible (this has been done in the seat of a car) before the test find the largest available syringe along with as clean as possible, small diameter silicone tubing
lubricate the tubing with KY jelly and insert all the way through urethra until it passes the sphincter and enters the bladder.
allow any urine to flow through the tubing. this can be caught in a plastic bottle or fed out the car door.
once urine flow ends, use syringe to inject as much clean urine as physically able. withdraw tubing. (ideally this should be practiced a couple of times before the actual test is done so the druggie can train themselves how to control their pisser with the tube in.)
go take test. the cold urine will heat up to the test-passable-temperature within about five minutes.
yea, theres that whole UTI thing, but thats where the test-ee has to ask themselves if theyd prefer the risk of a UTI or popping positive on a whiz quiz. -
2020-07-27 at 10:48 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................
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2020-07-27 at 10:48 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................
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2020-07-27 at 10:47 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................
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2020-07-27 at 10:45 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................... Yung Blood (banned)
eggs as well as milk are the most ideal food source for humans.
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2020-07-27 at 10:44 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................
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2020-07-27 at 10:43 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................
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2020-07-27 at 10:43 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................... Yung Blood (banned)
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting You shouldn't necessarily put a collar on a cat, especially if they live outdoors, they don't like it and they often wind up getting caught on stuff as a result.
yes, you should necessarily put a collar on a cat because cats dont belong outdoors so in the event the cat that is supposed to remain indoors should escape when it gets trapped or seen by someone who realizes feral invasive cats serve no purpose other than euthanization the person who traps it knows who to berate for allowing their cat to escape, even though they get their live cat back.
otherwise the local landfill gets a new addition to its pet sematary.
any animal that is outside of its owners property is not a pet, its a feral animal -
2020-07-27 at 10:39 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................
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2020-07-27 at 10:39 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................... Yung Blood (banned)
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats ebola, nigger plague and aids ?
its support to my observation that niggers have no place in civilization. literally every one of those diseases is a result of flagrantly careless, full dereliction, and stupid niggers doing stupid shit
now go find out what bacteriophages are and pretend you know how to act not retarded.