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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........

  1. Originally posted by Bill Krozby i like geometry wars too, im a real pro at it


    that is literally 'asteroid' with different graphics.

    fucking unoriginal plagiarizing faggots.
  2. Originally posted by Bill Krozby never heard of that game, pretty sure thats something you did back in the day.

    its what theyre doing to your orifices when they say to you 'stfu, wetback, and stop squirming'

    it can also be defined as flaming faggotry.
  3. Originally posted by Fonaplats

    I splashed some of this on it and i think it put it out.
    So i splashed more and lit it again and now i think i got something…

    jesus christ.

    youre an idiot.

    might as well jam the nozzle of a gas pump up your asshole, dispense about ten gallons of gas, then make a shit-porn movie by squeezing out the contents of your bowels to put it out.
  4. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I got a charcoal grill a while back. Damn near new.
    And tonight I wanna cook some bratwurst on it.
    I have only used propane grills before.
    I've made smores and hot dogs in a camp fire.
    How do I light it.
    I got lighters and lighter fluid.
    Do I just dump the bottle in and go or do I have to do something more?
    And whats the little thing on top my grill that has holes to open and close?

    youre an idiot.

    if your father didnt show you this when you were seven years old you should kill yourself out of despair that youll never amount to anything remotely defined as masculine.
  5. Originally posted by Bill Krozby i think i played that game before but my favorite around that time was nox and wolfenstein



    but the only games I've been playing these days is starcraft and quake

    your favorite game is 'hide the salami' with your boyfriends
  6. Originally posted by Wariat

    Games like this just mace you fele and they still do just their art style because it was when it was no fsg lgtb or elongwted shapes or super smooth cartoon look gay porn it was when shit was real so to speka and amde you fele proud of your european roots. with knights armour castles and no csrtoony or feminist or lgtb shit thrown in.

    unless you were playing pinball, you know nothing about the golden age of gaming.
  7. Originally posted by ORACLE Will die alone, unremembered and unfunny

    and in your case, cause of death being listed on your death certificate as 'asphyxiation due to excessive nigger semen inhalation'
  8. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Pipe down , you dominated ass clown. You ride bitch on older men's motorcycles wearing you're wig and YET it occurs to me that you already have tittys. FUCK YOU

    its understandable that youd mistake your mother for an older man. ive thought about talking her into shaving that beard but its a good french-tickler when shes deepthroating the shaft of my cock. once you hit puberty youll understand why men let women sit on their lap while riding a bike. a subtle hint is she isnt wearing anything from the waist down. dont worry, im wearing a rubber. im not trying to give you a sibling. if she did get knocked up at least one of her spawn wouldnt be fully fucktarded.

    thats not a wig, idiot. its your mothers pubic hair blowing in the wind that she refuses to trim.

    i own those titties. i own them till your mom works off the debt she owes me for the $5 crack rock i gave her back in the 80's. back when she didnt keep her titties in her socks.
  9. Originally posted by A College Professor Well what if it says alot about you though? I never got a piercing before but I bet getting a hole punched through your flesh could be painful , maybe it could say that you have a good tolerance for pain. Besides that it could simply be decorative/artistic like a pookahshell necklace or a nice pair of shoes. I dunno Franky we might have to disagree on this one

    dont act like you dont enjoy the sensation of getting your holes getting punched.
  10. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I always remember that about you're mother 👍

    i dont have any children you retarded retard. i always wear a rubber, especially when im jamming my ballsack into your mothers festering cervix.
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